tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[moxie]

I miss my social life, but other than that no complaints

Good. Because nobody wanted to hear yer bitchin’ anyway.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Good. Because nobody wanted to hear yer bitchin’ anyway.

Where are we all meeting for drinks? You got fat stax, you can pay....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hey Calfornians, are you anywher near this lithium plant fire?

Fire at one of world's largest lithium battery facilities in Northern California forces evacuations

A fire broke out at one of the world's largest lithium battery storage facilities in Monterey County, California, forcing evacuation orders and closing a portion of coastal Highway 1.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

There was a fucking cat in heat moaning and howling outside my window all night. Brutal.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Weather here this weekend will range from 32 - 41 degrees. Rest o the county is going into the deep freeze. Ugly.

 

[beardown07]

How old do I have to be before everyone stops asking me to do manual labor for them? fml

 

[Hu War Yu]

How old do I have to be before everyone stops asking me to do manual labor for them? fml

47

 

[moxie]

Where are we all meeting for drinks? You got fat stax, you can pay....

Dude. Made the mistake of checking my account balance today. Which made me make the mistake of looking at my paystub because I thought payroll made a mistake.

Fuck taxes! And 401k contributions! And stock purchases! I end up with less than half of my gross pay.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Fuck taxes! And 401k contributions! And stock purchases! I end up with less than half of my gross pay.

But your contribution to fight climate change is extraordinary. Keep up the good work!

 

[Dolemite censored]

The 401k contributions (with employer match) and stock purchases benefit you, like a deferred gratification.

 

[CorpRebel]

How old do I have to be before everyone stops asking me to do manual labor for them? fml

MUCH older!!!

 

[beardown07]

MUCH older!!!

Such bullshit.

 

[Inquisitor]

Fuck taxes! And 401k contributions! And stock purchases! I end up with less than half of my gross pay.

And that's really the gross part.

 

[huskers1217]

I've seen more than once that when a fat ass gets an office job, within a month or two they'll claim back problems and get disability/worker's comp so they can sit on their fat asses all day and watch soap operas.

How many you have on your couch now

 

[huskers1217]

There was a fucking cat in heat moaning and howling outside my window all night. Brutal.

Dole gets all the pussy

 

[Tin Man]

Million dollar homes on the beach in Malibu. Sad.

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Watch the government condemn the land, arbitrate the insurance settlements, and make it a public beach.

 

[Dolemite censored]

How many you have on your couch now

No woman over 135-140 pounds will ever be on my couch.

 

[Tin Man]

Core value optimization laser focuses and starbursts pro-active customer service zeal across the organization.

Can you dig it?

I knew that you could.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Dole gets all the pussy

Back in the day, and I didn't have to pay for it then, either.

 

[huskers1217]

Back in the day, and I didn't have to pay for it then, either.

Btw. I just posted the nastiest shit in the politics forum.

Waiting for @beardown07 to jerk off to it