tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Wake up, tinklewickets!
 
Tin Man said:
Wake up, tinklewickets!
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Season 5 No GIF by The Office
 
Do you think I can return some toothpaste because it has a screw cap instead of a flip cap? Who are these cretins that peddle this shit? Unbelievably irresponsible!
 
moxie said:
Do you think I can return some toothpaste because it has a screw cap instead of a flip cap? Who are these cretins that peddle this shit? Unbelievably irresponsible!
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With flip caps, toothpaste ends up leaking out of the tube and it's annoying.

Not an improvement and I'll take a screw cap any day.
 
Inquisitor said:
With flip caps, toothpaste ends up leaking out of the tube and it's annoying.

Not an improvement and I'll take a screw cap any day.
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Screw Caps FTW

What kinda commie nahtzee likes flip caps???
 
moxie said:
Do you think I can return some toothpaste because it has a screw cap instead of a flip cap? Who are these cretins that peddle this shit? Unbelievably irresponsible!
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What do you need to do by the deadline to get one of these next Friday?

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moxie said:
Do you think I can return some toothpaste because it has a screw cap instead of a flip cap? Who are these cretins that peddle this shit? Unbelievably irresponsible!
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You're thinking of returning toothpaste for $5.99 while you still haven't returned those shoes for $199.00?

Rethink your priorities, princess.
 
Dolemite censored said:
You're thinking of returning toothpaste for $5.99 while you still haven't returned those shoes for $199.00?

Rethink your priorities, princess.
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It’s a five pack and it was something like $10. I cheaped out and got the crest instead of the Colgate that was a buck more, so I guess I got what I paid for. Additionally- I use toothpaste everyday. I’d wear those shoes maybe once a year, so toothpaste is more important.
 
moxie said:
It’s a five pack and it was something like $10. I cheaped out and got the crest instead of the Colgate that was a buck more, so I guess I got what I paid for. Additionally- I use toothpaste everyday. I’d wear those shoes maybe once a year, so toothpaste is more important.
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What kind of shoes did you get for $199?
 
moxie said:
It’s a five pack and it was something like $10. I cheaped out and got the crest instead of the Colgate that was a buck more, so I guess I got what I paid for. Additionally- I use toothpaste everyday. I’d wear those shoes maybe once a year, so toothpaste is more important.
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$199 is more important than any toothpaste that ever existed.
 
moxie said:
It’s a five pack and it was something like $10. I cheaped out and got the crest instead of the Colgate that was a buck more, so I guess I got what I paid for. Additionally- I use toothpaste everyday. I’d wear those shoes maybe once a year, so toothpaste is more important.
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What kind of commie nahtzee buys crest instead of Colgate???
 
Hu War Yu said:
What kind of commie nahtzee buys crest instead of Colgate???
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Well, the last time i switched from Colgate with Listerine Breath Strips, I picked a Colgate something or other and I didn't like it. I had to "accidentally" leave 4 tubes at different friends' houses just so I could get rid of it. So i thought I'd give Crest with Scope a whirl.
Screw tops. Fuggin' SCREW TOPS! That is a choking hazard and a fall down the drain hazard! Never again :tsk:

Well, maybe almost never. The taste is actually pretty refreshing. :sigh:
 
Dolemite censored said:
$199 is more important than any toothpaste that ever existed.
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Check yo self before you wreck yo self

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Also - it was $195. No taxes in PA, 'member?! Quit making me sound like I waste money!
 
Sooo...I watch the Real Housewives, right? Of course I do. Anywho - one of the cast members was being teased about her carpet grooming because she has long, straight hair that she claims is "downey soft". I cannot get my head wrapped around this description. Have any of you gentlemen ever encountered something like this? I can't even bring myself to google such an image. Here are some drawings/descriptions from her castmates :laugh:

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