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[Dolemite censored]

Happy Earth Day !!!!!!!!

 

[moxie]

Are there any cute small SUV/crossovers that can tow 2k+ lbs? Do cars with that capacity normally come with a tow package or does that usually need to be added?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Are there any cute small SUV/crossovers that can tow 2k+ lbs? Do cars with that capacity normally come with a tow package or does that usually need to be added?

How cute/small we talkin' here? Smaller than your current ride?

We got an XC 60, which is technically a crossover, and it came with a tow pack - but I couldn't tell you how much it could haul. It's also a decent-sized vehicle. The gewgalie machine says it can tow 3500 lbs "If properly equipped," whatever that means. We use our pack for a bicycle rack.

 

[steelerssb]

Thank you, "Nishant Jetly"

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Are there any cute small SUV/crossovers that can tow 2k+ lbs? Do cars with that capacity normally come with a tow package or does that usually need to be added?

The fuck 2000lb thing are you towing with a “cute” suv?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

deer diary

Is it weird to be grossed out by touching the door handle even after someone washes their hands who just pooped?

 

[Hu War Yu]

deer diary

Is it weird to be grossed out by touching the door handle even after someone washes their hands who just pooped?

extra paper towels, my dude. I grab a few to open the door with, and toss them in a hallway trashcan on the way back to my office

 

[steelerssb]

Are there any cute small SUV/crossovers that can tow 2k+ lbs? Do cars with that capacity normally come with a tow package or does that usually need to be added?

We all know this is the Moxiemobile

 

[steelerssb]

deer diary

Is it weird to be grossed out by touching the door handle even after someone washes their hands who just pooped?

Nah

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

extra paper towels, my dude. I grab a few to open the door with, and toss them in a hallway trashcan on the way back to my office

See I think about doing that and we have an two sets of doors to the shitter, with a trash can between both sets.

But I also picture someone walking in and seeing me carrying half a roll of Brawny because I gotta use paper towels on two sets of doors.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Don’t even give me those foot claw grabby things. Swear to god they are a trap designed to destroy your shoes. They always look like goddamn Great White in terms of sharpness. Not to mention I gotta sit there kicking away like Pele just to get a good foot grip on the shark.

 

[moxie]

How cute/small we talkin' here? Smaller than your current ride?

We got an XC 60, which is technically a crossover, and it came with a tow pack - but I couldn't tell you how much it could haul. It's also a decent-sized vehicle. The gewgalie machine says it can tow 3500 lbs "If properly equipped," whatever that means. We use our pack for a bicycle rack.

I’d like to keep my current, but that little bech is tapping out at about 1,600 lbs. which is total horseshit because the one a couple of years newer goes up to 4k. Wtf?! And the next size up on my car can haul 5k. I really have no reason to have 2 cars but I suppose I could go back to a regular car for my daily and then get a smaller used truck/jeep for hauling.

The fuck 2000lb thing are you towing with a “cute” suv?

Mebbe one o’deez

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[steelerssb]

I know someone who just got her engagement pictures with her fiancee.

They didn't even know each other this time last year. Yeah I'm sure that'll last.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I’d like to keep my current, but that little bech is tapping out at about 1,600 lbs. which is total horseshit because the one a couple of years newer goes up to 4k. Wtf?! And the next size up on my car can haul 5k. I really have no reason to have 2 cars but I suppose I could go back to a regular car for my daily and then get a smaller used truck/jeep for hauling.

Mebbe one o’deez

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We looking into those.

The broad wants to get me to “camp”, told her I’m not getting in a goddamn tent one single day of my life and she says an RV is overkill so we looking em.

They are so expensive for what they are. But she bought a juiced up outback to be able to pull one.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I know someone who just got her engagement pictures with her fiancee.

They didn't even know each other this time last year. Yeah I'm sure that'll last.

Okay now you’re crossing the line.

First you’re cynical about your job, I get. But now you’re going after LOVE?

 

[moxie]

We looking into those.

The broad wants to get me to “camp”, told her I’m not getting in a goddamn tent one single day of my life and she says an RV is overkill so we looking em.

They are so expensive for what they are. But she bought a juiced up outback to be able to pull one.

Are they expensive? They seem reasonable to me when compared to traditional trailers or RVs.

I was thinking of going the Outer Banks version of the Bronco, but that might be a rough daily driver for my delicate bits.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Are they expensive? They seem reasonable to me when compared to traditional trailers or RVs.

I was thinking of going the Outer Banks version of the Bronco, but that might be a rough daily driver for my delicate bits.

$30k for basically a two wheeled big radio flyer wagon with a mattress and a roof on it?

We all aren’t 1% coastal liberal elites, some of us are just Gods country people who think that’s expensive.

 

[moxie]

$30k for basically a two wheeled big radio flyer wagon with a mattress and a roof on it?

We all aren’t 1% coastal liberal elites, some of us are just Gods country people who think that’s expensive.

You get a kitchen and a bathroom, too!! I could get the big one and be an unhoused person, living off the grid or whatever!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

You get a kitchen and a bathroom, too!! I could get the big one and be an unhoused person, living off the grid or whatever!

A bathroom without running water. So I get a bed and to clean my own litter box? Fuck now I’m sold.

 

[moxie]

A bathroom without running water. So I get a bed and to clean my own litter box? Fuck now I’m sold.

Don’t forget how freakin’ keeeeyuuuuute they are!!