tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

[CorpRebel]

@Hu War Yu are you as shocked as I am at how uncouth @ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) is?

I mean I am literally apoplectic

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Idiots in a town SW of me voted approval to increase their property taxes from $1/$1000 of value to $1.87/$1000 of value. That's an 87% increase. What would have been a $8000 tax bill jumps to $14,960 with no increased services. Fuck that shit.

 

[huskers1217]

@beardown07

 

[Center Ice]

 

[Dolemite censored]

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Big uns.

 

[Tin Man]

 

[beardown07]

@beardown07

mongo was a maniac on the field

 

[Dolemite censored]

Now I know what a ghoul is:

Mourners at Pope’s lying in state slam ghouls snapping selfies next to casket

MOURNERS at the Pope’s lying in state yesterday blasted ghouls snapping selfies next to his open casket. Pallbearers had earlier carried Francis’ body into Saint Peter’s Basilica in Vatican C…

www.the-sun.com

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

you are a country turnip

Jumping the broom - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

@Hu War Yu are you as shocked as I am at how uncouth @ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) is?

I mean I am literally apoplectic

Uncouth is calling me a turnip!!!

If I'm any sort of root vegetable, I'm clearly a rutabaga.

 

[gobigred]

mongo was a maniac on the field

I know not the same Mongo but

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My yeti ice cream bowl came in the mail

 

[Dolemite censored]

My yeti ice cream bowl came in the mail

Wait, why do you need a Yeti ice cream bowl? Regular bowls aren't good enough?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Wait, why do you need a Yeti ice cream bowl? Regular bowls aren't good enough?

I’m optimizing my ice cream experience

 

[beardown07]

I know not the same Mongo but

That's who he's nicknamed after. lol

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'm not certain that was the case here, but I don't doubt it for a lot of exec assist/ admins.

OTOH, the exec assist to the CEO is a real fireball, the CEO is almost afraid to ask them to do anything for all the huffing and chuffing that comes with it. (yeah, this person is a "they/them")

That seems like a hiring error.

 

[trojanfan12]

Here I am thinking the hottie a few doors down is interested in a fling; But no. She's a real estate broker and wants to rep me selling my house. Get lost, bitch.

She's probably trying to get rid of you.

 

[moxie]

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I’m optimizing my ice cream experience

Keeps it so cold.

Know how it gets all runny and soupy? Not today my friend, not today.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Keeps it so cold.

Know how it gets all runny and soupy? Not today my friend, not today.