tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Embassy suites is my go to. I find HGIs to be hit and miss. Some are the traditional boxy hotels with small meh rooms, others are more…unique. Stayed in one near Minneapolis which had an ant infestation in the restaurant that was like a ten square foot area. Let the staff know and they just said “yea, we know.” Not sure if it was an HGI issue or a low IQ Minnesotan thing.
What I'm about to type may shock you, but embassy suites are owned by Hilton. I've stayed at a couple and didn't find them to be any different from the rest of their places. The nightly booze is okay.
 
What I'm about to type may shock you, but embassy suites are owned by Hilton. I've stayed at a couple and didn't find them to be any different from the rest of their places. The nightly booze is okay.
Yes, as is Hampton inn… and homewood and curio and I could go on and on. We almost exclusively stay in Hiltons properties because…reasons. I prefer embassy because the rooms are always massive, even if they are sometimes outdated. And the scramby eggs are fucking amazing at every location. The only place I’ve found homewood to beat embassy is San Diego.

Hilton Power Rankings (only rating normie properties) no waldorf)
1. Embassy
2. Homewood
3. Double Tree
4. Hilton (usually…)
5. HGI
6. Hampton













7. Tru/Home2.
 
Hahah

Hahaha, I'm staying in a Home2 for the next four days!
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It checked enough boxes. Like I said, not going to be there much except to sleep
Hopefully there’s no Dr Doolittle Westminster shows going on at your hotel. Both times I’ve stayed at a home2 it felt like it doubled as a fucking animal shelter. The rooms smelled like piss and it was all balding white guys and fat women each with 3 dogs anytime I was in the hallway
 
Hopefully there’s no Dr Doolittle Westminster shows going on at your hotel. Both times I’ve stayed at a home2 it felt like it doubled as a fucking animal shelter. The rooms smelled like piss and it was all balding white guys and fat women each with 3 dogs anytime I was in the hallway
Yep, sounds about right.
 
Well @Deep Dish Pizza Goat , there's not a lot of pets here, but there sure are a lot of dog-faced pony soldiers. Buncha kids with moderately corpulent moms and grandparents. I haven't seen this many chins since the last lunar new year parade
It’s a trap. Definitely the place for people who should be staying at a motel 6, but want the class of a Hilton, but (thankfully) don’t want to spend the extra $10 a night to book a Hampton Inn.









Respectfully.
 
Yes, tremors from the East Tennessee earthquake were felt in the Southern Piedmont region. Bit of rumbling at my home.
 
It’s a trap. Definitely the place for people who should be staying at a motel 6, but want the class of a Hilton, but (thankfully) don’t want to spend the extra $10 a night to book a Hampton Inn.









Respectfully.
A lot of them are clearly here for the NASCAR race. For Mother's Day. Because it's what Mom wanted.
 
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