tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

I’m glad you honkies brought up this topic of rice because I’d like to know how you serve/eat it as part of your regular white people meals. Do you use soy sauce if you’re not eating it with Asian food?
So, you think white folks just make white rice and eat it with cheeseburgers, or chicken fingers?

Quiote la pinche voca, babosa
 
I'll sometimes do a soul food interpretation of Indian food: How about pig's feet curry?


Chitlins' Biryani?
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Manage a few properties in downtown Las Vegas. @beardown07 my guys have to deal the "best" of what inner city las vegas has to offer. Was thumbing through our company site where we post pictures of people they trespass. While some are sad and depressing, some are just cartoon slap stick funny.
 
I would, but to continue this year’s theme of Downward Spiraling & Lack of Self-Care, I am currently riding dirty… don’t think I’m using that right, btw, but I feel like it’s adjacent…My insurance has lapsed so I gotta be extra careful on the roads for a bit. Pretty sure that’s what saved a bicyclist’s stupid fucking life this morning (Zippit, tinny- this motherfucker should’ve been pancaked right in his dirty asshole).
Well, even some angels were cast down from heaven, so, it’s plausible that a few cyclists are assholes.
 
I've been mowing my inlaws' for the last two seasons. I use his shit, so I don't gotta load shit up, but he's got a faggy electric push mower, and goddamn does it fucking suck. I tried to drag it to another lot today that was wildly overgrown with new sod....been raining here for a week and cold. It's prolly been two since it's been mowed. My first time mowing there. Fucking POS shit batteries don't last fer shit. Had to mow the new one twice it was so fuckin lush. Never even got to the backyard cuz my dumbass thought that 3 batteries would suffice. I was told two batteries would be plenty...grabbed the third to be safe. Shoulda brought the faggot charger I guess? Goddamn annoying af.

So ya. Some retard teenager is gonna do that one and the inlaws' from now on.

FiL's blood son lives 2.4 miles away, but my dumbass who lives almost 20 miles away has been doing it for 2 years.
Disappointed World Cup GIF by Goldmaster
So, you’re sayin’ that you’re a dumbass albino solo cup.
 
Indians and Pakistanis don’t eat pork. Jasmine rice is just fine with Thai dishes. Respect the cultures from which you appropriate.
 
Luvs me some Indian and West Indian cookin' even though most of it is too hot for me anymore. Butter chicken is mild enough
I just made my first (of several) reservations for Dishoom - this fantastic Indian restaurant - best I've ever had (and I almost didn't try it last summer because there was so much hype around it) - for when I get to London.

I. Can't. Wait.
 
I just made my first (of several) reservations for Dishoom - this fantastic Indian restaurant - best I've ever had (and I almost didn't try it last summer because there was so much hype around it) - for when I get to London.

I. Can't. Wait.

I'm thinking you'll love the Saag.
 
Xylitol is the first ingredient loooool
Ahhh...you might be using too much of it. It can cause diarrhea in some folks if they're taking high doses.

Does it also have Sorbitol? That can really mess up your gut
 
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