I left my first game as a flag football coach down 34-0
I got out of basketball/baseball coaching because the parents of no-talent kids sucked and complained when I benched their worthless progeny.
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I left my first game as a flag football coach down 34-0
If your old lady left you for a Walmart bagger, you'd be an asshole too.
So, you think white folks just make white rice and eat it with cheeseburgers, or chicken fingers?I’m glad you honkies brought up this topic of rice because I’d like to know how you serve/eat it as part of your regular white people meals. Do you use soy sauce if you’re not eating it with Asian food?
And if HustleBitch is reporting it, you know its serious bidness
Yeah, Quixote la bootay!So, you think white folks just make white rice and eat it with cheeseburgers, or chicken fingers?
Quiote la pinche voca, babosa
I'll sometimes do a soul food interpretation of Indian food: How about pig's feet curry?
Chitlins' Biryani?
Well, even some angels were cast down from heaven, so, it’s plausible that a few cyclists are assholes.I would, but to continue this year’s theme of Downward Spiraling & Lack of Self-Care, I am currently riding dirty… don’t think I’m using that right, btw, but I feel like it’s adjacent…My insurance has lapsed so I gotta be extra careful on the roads for a bit. Pretty sure that’s what saved a bicyclist’s stupid fucking life this morning (Zippit, tinny- this motherfucker should’ve been pancaked right in his dirty asshole).
So, you’re sayin’ that you’re a dumbass albino solo cup.I've been mowing my inlaws' for the last two seasons. I use his shit, so I don't gotta load shit up, but he's got a faggy electric push mower, and goddamn does it fucking suck. I tried to drag it to another lot today that was wildly overgrown with new sod....been raining here for a week and cold. It's prolly been two since it's been mowed. My first time mowing there. Fucking POS shit batteries don't last fer shit. Had to mow the new one twice it was so fuckin lush. Never even got to the backyard cuz my dumbass thought that 3 batteries would suffice. I was told two batteries would be plenty...grabbed the third to be safe. Shoulda brought the faggot charger I guess? Goddamn annoying af.
So ya. Some retard teenager is gonna do that one and the inlaws' from now on.
FiL's blood son lives 2.4 miles away, but my dumbass who lives almost 20 miles away has been doing it for 2 years.
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I just made my first (of several) reservations for Dishoom - this fantastic Indian restaurant - best I've ever had (and I almost didn't try it last summer because there was so much hype around it) - for when I get to London.Luvs me some Indian and West Indian cookin' even though most of it is too hot for me anymore. Butter chicken is mild enough
Fun fact, butter chicken was created in England.Luvs me some Indian and West Indian cookin' even though most of it is too hot for me anymore. Butter chicken is mild enough
I just made my first (of several) reservations for Dishoom - this fantastic Indian restaurant - best I've ever had (and I almost didn't try it last summer because there was so much hype around it) - for when I get to London.
I. Can't. Wait.
Does ice breakers gum make anyone else shit or just me?
I think it’s the GMO “flavor crystals”
Is it sugar free, or does it have Xylitol in it? You could be having a reaction to the XI think it’s the GMO “flavor crystals”
Xylitol is the first ingredient looooolIs it sugar free, or does it have Xylitol in it? You could be having a reaction to the X
Ahhh...you might be using too much of it. It can cause diarrhea in some folks if they're taking high doses.Xylitol is the first ingredient loooool
That shit is crazy. Will kill a dog, dead ass in under 30 minutes.Xylitol is the first ingredient loooool