Twisted Tea Tuesdays

That's what blows about sunglasses. I'm pretty good about keeping them in good condition, and I usually get a couple, two-tree years out of each pair, but shit happens.

I wish Sunglass Hut carried Smith because I'd pull the trigger right now. They have a deal if you damage your glasses at all, regardless of how, you can buy another pair within a year for half price. When I've bought from there, I've always gone back and bought the pair 1/2 off at a year even if I didn't fuck mine up. Another pair for down the road.

Those Guide's Choice that I'm looking at are badass, but they're $240.
check out Poshmark and filter to Smith Optics, New With Tags

I just put in an offer for new Outliers for $55
 
Nothing bad found for Lil W so that was a relief. Yesterday Grand had his first ball practice. His team is all the younger tball kids. That will be hilarious to watch. Buck had his practice as well and they did a practice game between the two teams. Buck is going to be a fill in from what I saw. Oh well, it will do him good.
get him off gluten stat
 
morning

why are replacement heads for Phillips Sonicare toothbrushes so damn expensive? #humblebrag #sponsoredpost
can you really humblebrag on a toothbrush? it's a fucking toothbrush that everyone has. also, you can find replacements pretty cheap out there
 
can you really humblebrag on a toothbrush? it's a fucking toothbrush that everyone has. also, you can find replacements pretty cheap out there
Hey. Content is being driven.
 
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I had a Twisted Tea a few days ago.

But it was a Sunday.
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can you really humblebrag on a toothbrush? it's a fucking toothbrush that everyone has. also, you can find replacements pretty cheap out there
it was a joke

go review some movies, why doncha?
 
pretty much

like Toms and how they donate a pair of shoes for each one you buy.

"a portion of your purchase goes to helping small pigmy goats in Botswana"
the fuck is Toms?

please don't answer, I really don't care to know.
 
it was a joke

go review some movies, why doncha?
21. Black Sea (2014) – Submarine based movie and I love me some Scoot McNairy and Ben Mend and Jude Law ain’t too shabby either. I dug it, if you’re into it.

22. The Assignment (1997) – Three fine actors top billed, but I can’t recall this movie for the life of me. Like I think I remember some Aidan Quinn stuff, but, yeah, nothing.

23. The Square (2017) – Wish the one scene alone where the living art piece did his thing was more thorough. I wonder if that’s where the man who sold his skin got inspiration this past year. Fucked up premise to think about, though I wonder if there was truth in it. I did enjoy that movie. This one? Meh.

24. Spaceship Earth (2020) – My recollection of this doc is a bit fuzzy, but I recall they were creepy and, yeah, no more needs be said.

25. The Willoughbys (2020) – Dumb animated movie I sat through thinking it may have been nominated, I mean I was hoping it would have been good, but it was not.

26. Circus of Books (2019) – San Fran (if I recall correctly), couple opened up a store, smut books seemed to work, went for that with the hustler and others, must have faded over the years, so they fell on hard times, had to sell, and now made a movie. I don’t know, they made it seem like it was a cultural icon of a store, but if that were the case, why not pivot? Meh, I’m not their CEO, nor is anyone else.

27. Never Rarely Sometimes Always (2020) – Indie movie, got some oscar buzz early on, think the two cats featured did a great job. The subject isn’t for this board. I liked it.

28. True History of the Kelly Gang (2019) – Fuck Jacks. That said, it had a nicely shot scene in it that I thought was pretty cool.

29. Swallow (2019) – Weird fucking movie, but I loved the shots and colors they used, also I think I got the message behind it, fucking weird movie.

30. Camp Dread (2014) – Put it on because Eric Roberts and Danielle Harris (let’s be real, that was the reason it was put on), were the headliners, just a trash movie.

31. Lockout (2012) – Honestly have no recollection of this, figured Maggie Grace would have left a hint of the movie and looking back, I guess her name was always more memorable than her.

32. John Henry (2020) – Twitter roasted this more than I ever could. Moving on then I guess, just such shite….

33. Capone (2020) – I mean, that was a take on Capone I guess. Tom Hardy is an actor and he gave a take on Capone…

34. Hangman (2017) – At some point Pacino has to hang them up. I don’t recall anything in this. Drunk? Always a possibility, but I think it’s more that it sucked. I like me some Karl Urban after all.

35. Pathology (2008) – It was okay, but it reminded me of two better movies I had previously watched. Much better movies.

36. Tone-Deaf (2019) – It doesn’t have the best score on IMDB, but I have a fondness for that lady from silicon valley. Plotholes abound, but meh, good enough for me.

37. Blood Fest (2018) – Spiderman’s fat friend gets to be featured in an ensemble. If this is the one I’m remembering correctly, I dug it for the most part, but the ending and explanation leading up to it… nah.

38. Harpoon (2019) – This is what I confused with #1, The Boat, just a couple of cunts on a boat in the ocean doing cunty things.

39. Bloodline (2018) – I fucks with Stiffler, will never give him a bad review.

40. Ghost Light (2018) – Man, the plot sounds like it’ll be a fun movie, it’s got the dread pirate roberts in it, I wanted to like it, but it was just lacking.
 
Question in training I'm doing:

"Other than hanging clothes, what are all the uses of a wire clothes hanger?"




Can't say that in a work setting
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the fuck is Toms?

please don't answer, I really don't care to know.
Toms are the original @fknhippie-dippy company that offered a "buy one, and we donate one" deals for their shoes.

Millennials ate it up.
 
you pay for quality.

I don't need anything as expensive as Oakley or Costas and I like a certain style Smith pair that I go to (Outlier)

and Oakleys are douchy
costas got his own line of sunglasses? was that after he was doing the olympics with pink eye?
 
can you really humblebrag on a toothbrush? it's a fucking toothbrush that everyone has. also, you can find replacements pretty cheap out there
I am guessing you don't believe in gentle denistry?
 
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