Two-way stop protocol:

Depends on which car I’m in.

If I’m in A, then that one goes first.
If I’m in B, then that one goes first.

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A. Who ever gets to the stop goes first. That goes for 2 way and 4 way.
Not a two way if both are stopped waiting for cross traffic to die down.
 
Depends on which car I’m in.

If I’m in A, then that one goes first.
If I’m in B, then that one goes first.

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This is the answer.

Anyone who isn't me on the road is an asshole.
 
So, in Texas, if you're at a two-way stop and you need to make a left, and there are five cars across from you going straight, you have to yield to all five cars going straight?

That's some BUUUUULLLshit.
Pretty sure it’s the same in most states. Probably yours too.
 
I thinking the logic is that the guy going straight needs a much smaller window to get through the intersection than the guy needing to turn left. The guy needing to turn left has to make sure the traffic coming from his right isn’t gonna crash into him from behind while he gets up to speed in the lane.
 
if it’s a tie, I always go first because i got the juice. There’s only been a few times where I was followed to JDPL for a proper beatdown.
 
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