Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

dbldwn711 said:
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I guess it's just gonna be me and You and the High Bishop and the Guide Bear...
And a Good Time Shan't be Denied!

And Padre, when I play badminton and shuffle board on the flat roof? My go to move is to bump into opponents with my Power Wheels and try to knock them off the roof! Good thing we all on the same team! This makes me want to Recite with Gusto, the Crew Battle Cry!
BRB!:llama:
 
Parka said:
BRB!:llama:
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So sorry for the extended absence, it was a ruckus in the kitchen Under the Porch and it demanded an intervention!

But before I describe the kitchen chaos I'd like another hour of silence, Central Time Zone!

Holy Shit am I ever impressed with My Hours of Silence! MINE! And I got a couple more Time Zones to silence PLUS Alaska and Hawaii Time Zone. I'm prolly almost a genious crumpled up in a wheelchair just like that Drummer from what the fuck band was that?
What's his Hawking or some shit!

So yeah the Kitchen Troubles! At first I thought they were just dancing in a corner, that scary goony chef and Maxie!
Because the whole kitchen staff was cheering and clapping and loud music played from the dish washer's station so at first I just thought another day at work.

Maxie, she's a Wood Sprite and they top out 34" tall and Maxie had her claw hammer swinging and mostly missing but sometimes she made purchase on that goon's knee! So yeah, that Goony Ass Chef was jumping around to avoid Hammer Damage and it looked EXACTLY like how he dances! You decide!

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Hey Padre, I like tunes with my B-I-N-G-O, I like the tune okay However, the visuals are Sexy!


Hey God Damn it! IT'S MY PARTY! Play my video, Pretty Please?
 
Hey Padre, You won at Bingo! Just stop in Handi's office, he handles all Under the Porch financial affairs. The thing that keeps him busiest is counting the weekly Tithing, it takes several days and we are running out of room in his office for all the cash. And that doesn't include the bulk of the Tithing, done electronically and online all that shit. That's Handi's headache, not mine! But yeah Padre, just take what ya want, we gotta be rid of it anyway!
 
Parka said:
Hey Padre, You won at Bingo! Just stop in Handi's office, he handles all Under the Porch financial affairs. The thing that keeps him busiest is counting the weekly Tithing, it takes several days and we are running out of room in his office for all the cash. And that doesn't include the bulk of the Tithing, done electronically and online all that shit. That's Handi's headache, not mine! But yeah Padre, just take what ya want, we gotta be rid of it anyway!
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I guess we know where the money comes from for the fishing trips now.
 
I'm hungry for real. When I come back I will be DEMANDING Mountain Time Silence! I'm not fucking around this time, neither!
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moxie said:
Is it time?
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My Bunny will be home soon and I'm going to be entertaining her until she goes to her other priority party. I thought I had another hour of Silence! Plus i gotta go feed my pretties before My Bunny gets home! Logging out with Gusto!
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Gonna be busy tonight, but you guys better have a wheelchair burnout competition
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Well then you will miss the wheelchair boxing. Your Choice! It seems a little below average to me though, whomever, wtf whatsoever!

I'm not boxing! With the pansy ass head gear and big dumb pillow gloves... EFF that Shit! I go Bare Knuckle in Commando All the God Damn Way! That's how I roll!
 
DOUBLE DUNCE DECAF DIG IT! Because I didn't think it was going to work, that's why.

I got the evening to myself, Bunny is still here but she, she is bummed! And I didn't do anything to cause it other than be agreeable to her plans for tonight. To party elsewhere.
 
Parka said:
Noon - 3pm Eastern: Buffet Style Lunch

1pm - 2:30pm Bingo Under the Porch

3:00 - 4:00 Nap Time & Story Telling

4:00 - 5:30 Arts & Dunce Crafting Under the Porch

5:00 - 6:30 Shuffleboard on the Flat Roof weather permitting.

7:pm High Bishop Two Canes will Bless Under the Porch and Tell a High & Mighty Story!

7:15 The Scrumptious Twelve Course Meal will begin.

9pm eastern, 6pm pacific, Crowning of the Court

9:30 until ... the Sun Rises... Party Like it's 1929!
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I just wanted to see what's next! We be Feasting soon! I will be back for the vittles!
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