Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!
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I enjoy the guide bear stories. I say keep them coming! Also, how’s the foot and the bug with the welders glasses doing?
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What I meant was, ...I'm Da Fuq outta here... until I collect myself and have lunch and what have you and whatnot!
BIG DUMMY!
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All's I needed was a decent vote of confidence! And your vote counts as two because you're Double!
My crumpled up foot is okay, it's my god damn sliffard that's stretched to fuck and back and it won't stay on. It's kinda frustrating when I'm already struggling with shit and then my piece of shit stretched out sliffard comes off. I might put duct tape on it and around my ankle.
The bug is good too, he had a welding job waiting for him at the Ant Farm so he took off.
Bye fake ass weirdo. Get to steppin like I ordered you to.
EDIT: The gay circus bear is already back. Worst rate quit ever.
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Good evening kind friends! You guys gotta see this! The shit just got real!
Look at the Guide Bear fighting for the lead!
Look at the Guide Bear fighting for the lead!
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He was way in front of that. Might have even stopped to rest and to let everyone else catch up.
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Good call Mr. Fish! That away to keep the spirit!
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The crowd favorite, 'Guide Bear' riding for Team Loaf of Bread Ministries, a Christian Faith fringe sect based on the Food Pyramid wins the crash marred Stage One of the 2021 Tour de France to the delight of the spectators. The Guide Bear was showered with Circus Peanuts from zealous fans as he crossed the finish line!
A Good Time Shan't be Denied!
gay circus bears are gay as fuck
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Just grin and bear it.
gay circus bears are gay as fuck
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This was the key moment for Team Loaf of Bread Ministries rider 'Guide Bear' racing through the chaos and mayhem unscathed on his way to a Stage One victory in the 2021 Tour de France.
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Crowd favorite and winner of Stage One, Team Loaf of Bread Ministries star rider, 'Guide Bear' suffers a setback, crashing in another crash marred Stage 3 of the Tour de France. When asked for a comment, he roared, "I am GUIDE BEAR!
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You're ultra-creepy-pedo weird, but props for the funny/bad cut n' paste images.
