Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

How come there are two White Turkeys? @Wild Turkey @wildturkey Are you both the same person?

I DEMAND an explanation ASAP!
turkey GIF by South Park
 
Parka said:
Thanks guys! I feel pretty good that Butters will be on the mend now that he's been diagnosed. For the past 2 years I thought he was just aging super fast or some weird thing. In a way I suppose he was aging super fast, that's what that Cushings disease does. I just hope we can give him a couple or 3 more happy & healthy years. Thanks again for your kind concern.
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Fucking dogs man. Its always something and they are a pain in ass sometimes, but damn if I dont love them. Good luck with the little dude.
 
I have some other good news though. I was gonna go to Ohio to visit friends and family in August but I didn't get my work done and so I'm going on October 6 for 9 or ten days.

And the day after I return, we are going to have my He-Hag's 50th Birthday Party at my house! My He-Hag is my fiance's younger brother and there will be at least ten other couples.
 
Parka said:
Butters is in worse shape than we realized. The poor little guy has Cushings disease which is a degenerative condition and although treatable, it's the root cause of all his physical problems. Muscle loss and bone deterioration are a couple symptoms of major concern. It also might explain his broken leg.

And about his leg, it will be amputated within 2 weeks. The vet wants him stable on his new Cushings medication before he operates.
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I had a kitten that would lay down in front of you when you would walk for some reason...lay down right in your path and would not move. Well one night I got up to drain the mule.....stepped right on that fucking cat....heard a yelp! Next day cat was limping like a mofo. Brought it to Vet and after x-rays were done discovered the leg was broken from the hip. No way to fix. Cat would need surgery to remove leg as it would never be operable again.

I said I'd need time to think about it and drove the cat home. I then spoke to folks who've had similar things happen with their cats and they said eventually it healed and the cats were able to get along just fine but would limp.

Sure enough....my cat healed enough to live a comfortable existence. She doesn't jump on high furniture because she can't hop that high with her bum hip....but she manages to jump in a bed or any recliner your lap happens to be located in.
 
...what I meant by all that above is that the Vet was wrong. If I had listened to that quack I'd have a three-legged cat. The hip healed and the cat can use it.
 
Parka said:
I must! I can't help it! I'm a clumsy doofus anyway! I finally found my place in life!:laugh::laugh::laugh:
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don’t worry man. @Peter Gozintite is the leader of The Crew. He’s a tough leader like Bill Belichick don’t let that tough exterior fool ya… he’s really a good guy. Just know that if he “invites” you to lunch you’ll end up paying.
 
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Bayou Tiger said:
I had a kitten that would lay down in front of you when you would walk for some reason...lay down right in your path and would not move. Well one night I got up to drain the mule.....stepped right on that fucking cat....heard a yelp! Next day cat was limping like a mofo. Brought it to Vet and after x-rays were done discovered the leg was broken from the hip. No way to fix. Cat would need surgery to remove leg as it would never be operable again.

I said I'd need time to think about it and drove the cat home. I then spoke to folks who've had similar things happen with their cats and they said eventually it healed and the cats were able to get along just fine but would limp.

Sure enough....my cat healed enough to live a comfortable existence. She doesn't jump on high furniture because she can't hop that high with her bum hip....but she manages to jump in a bed or any recliner your lap happens to be located in.
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i had a cat that would do that shit on the fucking stairs, cant count how many times i almost broke my neck because of that stupid beast.

when it was daytime you could see the shitter look at you and be like "what, im not movin" and at night youd fuckin step hear a whale and try not to die.

So glad the only critters in my house are my own spawn these days
 
dbldwn711 said:
don’t worry man. @Peter Gozintite is the leader of The Crew. He’s a tough leader like Bill Belichick don’t let that tough exterior fool ya… he’s really a good guy. Just know that if he “invites” you to lunch you’ll end up paying.
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Chinese next week?
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I'll try to remember my wallet this time. I want to try one of the four dishes they have named after you.
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hahaha

I was there last week. I saw a new dish on the menu and I asked “what’s this?” The waitress says “oh… that’s your friend Peters favorite dish! You wanna try it?” It was called “cream of sum yung guy”.

I passed.

any day but Monday is good. Just text me.
 
dbldwn711 said:
hahaha

I was there last week. I saw a new dish on the menu and I asked “what’s this?” The waitress says “oh… that’s your friend Peters favorite dish! You wanna try it?” It was called “cream of sum yung guy”.

I passed.

any day but Monday is good. Just text me.
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See if Handi can make it
 
Bayou Tiger said:
...what I meant by all that above is that the Vet was wrong. If I had listened to that quack I'd have a three-legged cat. The hip healed and the cat can use it.
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I hear ya kind friend! I don't think that would work with Butters though. He's 11 already and that Cushings disease is no joke. I'm glad your cat kep its leg!
 
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