Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

NU_FTW said:
i had a cat that would do that shit on the fucking stairs, cant count how many times i almost broke my neck because of that stupid beast.
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Bayou Tiger said:
I had a kitten that would lay down in front of you when you would walk for some reason...lay down right in your path and would not move. Well one night I got up to drain the mule.....stepped right on that fucking cat....heard a yelp!
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Man alive! You Dummies got some clumsy fucking cats! All the cats I ever had, they were spry nimble sons a bitches!

And @Bayou Tiger , a mule, WTF! I bet that fucker is clumsy as fuck too! HAHAHA!
 
I was impressed last Saturday how busy the CFB forums got, great job Hooplans!

See everybody later, have a great game day!
 
Parka said:
Man alive! You Dummies got some clumsy fucking cats! All the cats I ever had, they were spry nimble sons a bitches!

And @Bayou Tiger , a mule, WTF! I bet that fucker is clumsy as fuck too! HAHAHA!
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mine have always been huge (farm cat) beats that get even bigger cuz they get over fed and lazy. im so glad i have no animals anymore(that arent my children)
 
NU_FTW said:
mine have always been huge (farm cat) beats that get even bigger cuz they get over fed and lazy. im so glad i have no animals anymore(that arent my children)
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If I had got the cat (and dog) sooner I wouldn't have had kids.....haha!


Pets are so much easier to raise.....
 
Bayou Tiger said:
If I had got the cat (and dog) sooner I wouldn't have had kids.....haha!


Pets are so much easier to raise.....
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i wasnt allowed to get rid of them despite how much i wanted to (the animals wink wink) because the wife and kids loved them too much. BUT then God smiled on me (if you can really call it that) and my youngest had lung issues needing him to be on albuterol and steroids as a 6 month old ( and still is at 4.5y/o) so weeeeee, finally got rid of the damn animals. At one point we had a dog and 3 freaking cats (was only supposed to be the one i was saddled with because it was "mine" from highschool and nobody wanted her)

the dog was terrible, a rescue dog that learned too many bad habits, pissed everwhere and as soon as you raised yoru voice she'd piss again, chewed up every my little pony my daughter would leave on the floor (or really anything stupid dog chewed up so much stuff and destroyed the bottom of a pool too)

Ill give it to ya tho, would still be cheaper and easier than having 3 kids lol
 
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Guten Morgen Kind Friends!

I almost forgot I was a Senior! Because I got busy again that's why! Not too busy though. Anyway last Monday, AKA Laboratory Day, I rode my power scooter all the to Kroger and beyond! It was really fun and I will start doing that at least once a week. Alls I got at Kroger was a 2 liter of grape pop, schmekt ganz gut!

So over the weekend I leisurely got these fifteen pieces of 16' baseboards painted and today I will apply a second coat. The baseboards came already prime painted and I am thankful for that!
paint me rawl, bawls an all! Don't stop there, paint the hair!.jpg
 
Parka said:
Guten Morgen Kind Friends!

I almost forgot I was a Senior! Because I got busy again that's why! Not too busy though. Anyway last Monday, AKA Laboratory Day, I rode my power scooter all the to Kroger and beyond! It was really fun and I will start doing that at least once a week. Alls I got at Kroger was a 2 liter of grape pop, schmekt ganz gut!

So over the weekend I leisurely got these fifteen pieces of 16' baseboards painted and today I will apply a second coat. The baseboards came already prime painted and I am thankful for that!
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I used plastic. Look just like wood, no painting, they're great.
 
Life is interfering with my Hoopiness. :noidea:
 
No guide bear sightings.

I think he may have been hit with a tranquilizer dart.
 
Jon Deaux said:
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A while ago the Hoopiness was interfering with my life! Not no more though!

I have to leave for the VA in just a few minutes for my six month screen. I am 100% sure my numbers will still be stable, probably for at least a few more years.

I will check in later today with the rest of the things going on on in my life.

Peace & Love Kind Friends! Now is more important than ever to follow the Golden Rule, sometimes (many times) I need a reminder.
 
so what I'm gathering here is that cats, dogs, and kids aren't worth the hassle.

but imaginary bears are ok.
 
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