What kind of socks do you wear?

[Illustrious Potentate]

LOL, that song was on the juke box of my college bar. Got a lot of play.

Love me some Todd Snider even if Todd is an obnoxious name. Jerry Jeff Walker’s protege

 

[Gatorchip]

Which ones have optimal interior friction?

For dick sucking?

 

[BigRedMoe]

For dick sucking?

People stuff socks in yourn mouf a lot?

 

[Gatorchip]

People stuff socks in yourn mouf a lot?

Define “a lot”.

 

[steelerssb]

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[stakesarehigh]

My socks are usually on the floor after banging your mothers

 

[Kburjr]

My socks are usually on the floor after banging your mothers

My mom never wore socks

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

My socks are usually on the floor after banging your mothers

That’s weird. I keep my socks on while banging yourn mom. Tried it barefoot once and her little ankle biter dog kept licking the bottom of my foot. Ruined the mood

 

[stakesarehigh]

That’s weird. I keep my socks on while banging yourn mom. Tried it barefoot once and her little ankle biter dog kept licking the bottom of my foot. Ruined the mood

Lies

I was told you brought peanut butter and asked the dog to join

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Lies

I was told you brought peanut butter and asked the dog to join

It didn’t lick where the peanut butter was though. Yourn mom’s dog is a tard

 

[williewilliejuan]

People stuff socks in yourn mouf a lot?

Good lord. You people are amateurs. You don’t stuff socks in someone’s mouth for oral. You do that shit for anal.

 

[beardown07]

^redneck slob who probably wears grass-stained white new balances to his kid's pta meetings

Slayer t-shirt.

 

[Handicappers]

My socks are usually on the floor after banging your mothers

 

[ojb81]

You can wear your dick sucking socks to your dick sucking job all you want. White socks are the only socks

I give zero fucks about class. I care about practicality and comfort.

most dress socks are infinitely more comfortable than white socks. it's not even close. have you ever wore a pair of dress socks before, chewbebbeh?

 

[ojb81]

Calm your tits, big boy. They are just socks.

I've never seen someone ask for everyone's input on a question and get mad about the responses they receive as much as you

happens pretty much every thread he starts.

 

[ojb81]

Is that ENOUGH friction though? I'm thinking a poly-silk blend with silver for hygiene purposes.

c...colloidial silver??

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

most dress socks are infinitely more comfortable than white socks. it's not even close. have you ever wore a pair of dress socks before, chewbebbeh?

Honestly, if I have, I don’t remember. I wore white socks with rented dress shoes every time I was a groomsman. Gonna be a best man in March, probably will have to wear some then

 

[ojb81]

Honestly, if I have, I don’t remember. I wore white socks with rented dress shoes every time I was a groomsman. Gonna be a best man in March, probably will have to wear some then

 

[BigRedMoe]

c...colloidial silver??

If you want a blue wiener, sure!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I’m 30 and have spent 9 years working at various mining operations, I don’t have any dress socks