True story: I have fond memories of Bedlam because I ducked a bullet and broke up with my fiancé who was an Oklahoma State alum after Oklahoma had just clown stomped them again. We were standing outside Rustoleum Stadium and she was pissed off and shouting at me, the OU fans, whoever. I told her to pipe down and that’s when she totally lost it. Called me everything you can imagine because she was so mad about losing to OU again. I told her to go F herself and to think about me some day when she was swimming out to meet the fleet. I got the engagement ring back in the mail a couple of days later. I ended up marrying the greatest girl in the whole world who is also an OU grad. Thank you, God.