Your worst nightmare has come true

[beardown07]

I’m just worried about my very spoiled dogs being jealous

Oh dude, you will punt that cunt if it so much as looks at yer baby wrong.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I’m just excited someone in that house will eventually have teeth.

 

[Pitman]

I’m just worried about my very spoiled dogs being jealous

My dog was very protective of my newborn kids.

 

[Dolemite censored]

My dog was very protective of my newborn kids.

Yeah, but some dogs rip the newborns apart.

Dog kills baby boy, injures mother at New Jersey home, the latest fatal mauling of 2024

The fatal attack on the 3-month-old boy took place at the family's home in Woodbridge in northern Middlesex County. The mother was also attacked.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Let’s not get carried away now.

It will make a man out of you. Congrats.

Make sure she stays off the sauce.

 

[occupant]

Better hope its a boy.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I swear.
I have seen this movie somewhere.......

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POST OF THE YEAR!

The rest of you can stop trying.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Oh dude, you will punt that cunt if it so much as looks at yer baby wrong.

I don’t know.

 

[broncosmitty]

Congrats Chewy.

What an exciting time in your life.

Really happy for you man.

Has to be a relief knowing you’ll soon have evidence you’re atleast bisexual.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Better hope its a boy.

If it’s not, I’m punching my GF in the mouth

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Be a supportive Uncle-brother to your gal too.

If she don’t put out when I want it, I’m gonna find it where I can. I don’t tolerate excuses

 

[williewilliejuan]

If it’s not, I’m punching my GF in the mouth

Hate to be the one to bring science into this discussion, but whether it’s a boy or girl is entirely up to you. At least initially.

 

[RubinRock]

wtf man? Right in the heart of the postseason run, right when we need you? What the hell were you thinking?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

wtf man? Right in the heart of the postseason run, right when we need you? What the hell were you thinking?

Was thinking with my little head and wasn’t thinking ahead like I should have been. But my group has a DD to that Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan concert in June

 

[RubinRock]

Was thinking with my little head and wasn’t thinking ahead like I should have been. But my group has a DD to that Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan concert in June

You can't ever bitch again when Riley or Ronald knock up there wives in the middle of the season and miss a few games

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You can't ever bitch again when Riley or Ronald knock up there wives in the middle of the season and miss a few games

They can have as many kids during the season as they want, they just need to get rid of that paternity leave bullshit. Chipper Jones missed zero games when he knocked up that Hooters waitress

 

[williewilliejuan]

They can have as many kids during the season as they want, they just need to get rid of that paternity leave bullshit. Chipper Jones missed zero games when he knocked up that Hooters waitress

Did he miss any when he killed that Mexican?

 

[rsw626]

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy,

So what you're saying is Social Services gonna be busy.

 

[fordman84]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Congrats, I thought you were smarter than this.

 

[douggie]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Remember all those quick trips to the store last minute or just heading to the movies or ball game? Well, that shit is officially over.