tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

@Winged_Wheel88 is spying on me.

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But is that a heron or a crane? Only solid white ones I’ve seen are those ibises down in Florida

How ancient is your phone that the image quality is that bad?

 

[Kburjr]

@Winged_Wheel88 is spying on me.

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But is that a heron or a crane? Only solid white ones I’ve seen are those ibises down in Florida

Looks too big, but possibly an egret

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

that duck has a big ass nose

It better not be eating my frogs or I’ll wring it’s neck

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

How ancient is your phone that the image quality is that bad?

Had to max zoom. It’s an 8 Plus, I’ve probably had it 4 years. First smart phone I ever had. But the outside of the window needs cleaned too

 

[Kburjr]

It better not be eating my frogs or I’ll wring it’s neck

PS, aka Great White Heron

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

PS, aka Great White Heron

First time I’ve seen one around here

 

[Kburjr]

First time I’ve seen one around here

Fairly common in the Mississippi Flyway. Have never heard of them called Great White Herons, though.

 

[gobigred]

I imagine that’s how the texts between @Dole ver 2.0 and @Inquisitor are like.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Had to max zoom. It’s an 8 Plus, I’ve probably had it 4 years. First smart phone I ever had. But the outside of the window needs cleaned too

Yea I don't know much about apple phones but that one has a telephoto lens with a ƒ/2.8 aperture figured it would still look decent at 12MP assuming the black bar is in vehicle. Did you just not use the right "mode"?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Yea I don't know much about apple phones but that one has a telephoto lens with a ƒ/2.8 aperture figured it would still look decent at 12MP assuming the black bar is in vehicle. Did you just not use the right "mode"?

I don’t have a clue what you just said. The black thing is a hydraulic hose of the primary rock breaker outside the window

 

[CorpRebel]

She killed my grass, flowers and veggies. (One teaspoon of plant food per gallon....found a giant cereal spoon in the bag.) Burned them all to shit. Our grass looks dead af, as we had just applied fertilizer, and I stressed to her this info, and that she need to make sure she watered thoroughly or the fertilizer would burn shit up. Keep in mind, I haven't even gone inside yet. lulz

I walk in the house and am immediately overwhelmed by a mildew smell. Took a few minutes to discover a big pile of soaking wet towels and dish towels sitting on top of...you guessed it, the goddamned washing machine. Soaking wet and fucking putrid with mildew smell. So, they've been sitting there for awhile, obviously.

Still haven't figured out what she did that required a bunch of random towels to clean up?

Oh, and she broke our scanner at work, tho I'm not sure that was her fault, and she was so panicked cuz of the last trip, that she quickly called the repair guy to come fix it, at least. The bill still comes to us tho.

Just sleep with my fucking dog, and follow the fucking hand-written instructions I left ya ffs. It was literally two fucking things, and she fucked up both of them.

MORE is better - RIGHT???

 

[NU_WTF?]

I don’t have a clue what you just said. The black thing is a hydraulic hose of the primary rock breaker outside the window

Was only important to gauge the distance.

There's a lens built in that is twice the sensor size of the "standard" camera to allow for good quality zoom photos, guessing you don't know about it

 

[Dolemite censored]

It better not be eating my frogs or I’ll wring it’s neck

Frogs? In what capacity? Food, pets or baits?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Was only important to gauge the distance.

There's a lens built in that is twice the sensor size of the "standard" camera to allow for good quality zoom photos, guessing you don't know about it

Nope and isn’t needed often enough to worry about it

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Frogs? In what capacity? Food, pets or baits?

I plan on gigging that pond one of these nights. So, food

 

[beardown07]

That's what you get for being cheap. They have fancy contraptions that automagically do these things now, if you don't mind witchcraft

They're automatic, it's just too big of a pain in the ass to program. Manuel run is about as simple as it gets.

Last time I re-learned how to program the cunts, the power went out, like a week later and fucked it again. Done. Manuel run it is.

 

[beardown07]

Who is this mystery woman?

Sister in law

 

[NU_WTF?]

They're automatic, it's just too big of a pain in the ass to program. Manuel run is about as simple as it gets.

Last time I re-learned how to program the cunts, the power went out, like a week later and fucked it again. Done. Manuel run it is.

Go buy a UPS then program it. Then Manuel can go back to home depot

 

[Mofo]

@Winged_Wheel88 is spying on me.

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But is that a heron or a crane? Only solid white ones I’ve seen are those ibises down in Florida

That's an egret, you racist.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

They're automatic, it's just too big of a pain in the ass to program. Manuel run is about as simple as it gets.

Last time I re-learned how to program the cunts, the power went out, like a week later and fucked it again. Done. Manuel run it is.

You can't follow the instructions to program your own irrigation system, but you're complaining the house-sitter couldn't follow the instructions you left her to run your irrigation system?