tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Edisto_Tiger]

Where's the facebowl?

This is the low rent district on the good side of town. They’re lucky to have indoor plumbing at all.

 

[fordman84]

True dat! I don't want my reputation smeared.

Eh, it's streaky at worst

 

[wings-pens2166]

Similar here, the only debt we have is the mortgage. We don't do car payments. The CC's we have are paid off every month and basically used to earn points/miles/cashback.

exactly the same here.

 

[fordman84]

After describing that bathroom I had to go find my photos. Here are the before and after. Looking back I have no idea why we bought that house. It was a good deal and I was able to do all the work to un-fuck it.


Taken at walkthrough before we moved in:


These are the after, taken for staging when we moved out:

 

[Hu War Yu]

Eh, it's streaky at worst

Great, now there's three of you lousy punsters...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Almost done here and then you know what time it is

Time for carbonated water and a drop of alcohol in it?

 

[fordman84]

Great, now there's three of you lousy punsters...

You should join us, it's a gas.

 

[Dolemite censored]

This is the low rent district on the good side of town. They’re lucky to have indoor plumbing at all.

So I guess the toilet doubles as a facebowl...

 

[Hu War Yu]

You should join us, it's a gas.

Most of us on this board would rather ban those who do puns. Dole is about to get a 1-week timeout for repeated offenses

 

[fordman84]

Most of us on this board would rather ban those who do puns. Dole is about to get a 1-week timeout for repeated offenses

You're really gonna hate it when I start rapid-firing cat memes

 

[Hu War Yu]

You're really gonna hate it when I start rapid-firing cat memes

are the cats totes adorbs?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

You're really gonna hate it when I start rapid-firing cat memes

ok, DJ.... ok

 

[fordman84]

are the cats totes adorbs?

No most of them are a cat at a dinner plate and some angry chick.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Most of us on this board would rather ban those who do puns. Dole is about to get a 1-week timeout for repeated offenses

Bad Puns Matter!!

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

No most of them are a cat at a dinner plate and some angry chick.

TWO ANGRY CHICKS!

 

[fordman84]

TWO ANGRY CHICKS!

two girls, one cat

 

[wings-pens2166]

two girls, one cat

so 3 pussies?

 

[beardown07]

No most of them are a cat at a dinner plate and some angry chick, that everyone else with firing synapses, tired of 6 months ago.

...

 

[fordman84]

so 3 pussies?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

This is the low rent district on the good side of town. They’re lucky to have indoor plumbing at all.

YOUR WIFE IS LOW RENT!



wait.... I didn't mean that....