One cup of coffee in the morning. That’s it for me. And never while I’m driving.
I’ve had a latte or whatever they are once. We had my son at the hospital in Vancouver and they had a big coffee bar. So I got one of these things with foam on top. Then I looked around and saw what people were doing with it and they were sprinkling cinnamon on it and things like that. So I put cinnamon on mine. Probably a bit too much. Because when I put it to my mouth to take a sip, I gave a little bit of an inhale at the same time, and I sucked in a bunch of cinnamon to my windpipe.
Holy fucking crap was that horrible. I started coughing and coughing and hacking and I needed something to wash it down so I took a big gulp of my coffee, which of course was steaming fucking hot, scalded my throat. I was fucked up for the rest of the day, constantly clearing my throat of cinnamon. Never again.