Your worst nightmare has come true

[DragonFromTo]

Gender reveals are a bit presumptuous. What if it comes out like half goat with 6 fingers and while it has a vagina, it also has a 5 inch clit?

 

[jjc2009]

Gender reveals are a bit presumptuous. What if it comes out like half goat with 6 fingers and while it has a vagina, it also has a 5 inch clit?

This IS Chewy we’re talking about after all.

 

[beardown07]

Just be careful, it hits back.

 

[DragonFromTo]

Just be careful, it hits back.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Hmm. This sounds like it could go in the “can’t reach my nuts” thread except they’re not on a high shelf, but locked tight in yer baby mama’s purse.

That was quick.

I’m gonna get hammered and make a scene

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Youre having a gender reveal. Stay in your lane scooter

I’m still rough, tough, mean and hateful

 

[huskers1217]

Gender reveal?

Nah, man. That ain’t it.

Can we find out before birth is the baby is black

 

[outofyourmind]

I’m gonna get hammered and make a scene

So
The same old thing then.

 

[rsw626]

So just to clarify for the board since we're not sure of the baby mama...if it's a girl will it be your daughter-sister or your daughter-niece?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I’m still rough, tough, mean and hateful

Thats just cocaine withdrawls

 

[Peter Gozintite]

So just to clarify for the board since we're not sure of the baby mama...if it's a girl will it be your daughter-sister or your daughter-niece?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Thats just cocaine withdrawls

Snuff and chaw was way harder to quit

 

[moxie]

I’m gonna get hammered and make a scene

Pretty sure we've already seen your attempt at making a scene and you ended up sleeping outside with your dog.

Yourn tiddies. Calm them. You ain't doin' shit about shit except grinning like a fool when you bite into that pink frosted cupcake.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Pretty sure we've already seen your attempt at making a scene and you ended up sleeping outside with your dog.

Yourn tiddies. Calm them. You ain't doin' shit about shit except grinning like a fool when you bite into that pink frosted cupcake.

I might need to crash on your couch for a few days

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

 

[Red_Alert]

When I first heard of a "gender reveal" party, I thought of something totally different.

 

[Inquisitor]

I might need to crash on your couch for a few days

You'd better get on the waiting list now.

 

[Kburjr]

You registered at Oshkosh B'Gosh yet?

 

[moxie]

You'd better get on the waiting list now.

 

[CorpRebel]

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