USPS is finally failing

[fordman84]

Don’t let FedEx off the hook. Broad had a package two weeks ago, it was “out for delivery” for three days. Each day, they unloaded it at the warehouse for the return scan and then loaded it the next day. Finally she had to have it “held for pickup” at a location just to get those muppets to do something with it.

Of course it was beat to shit. Every. Single. Fucking. FedEx. Package. That gets delivered here is completely beat to shit, if not straight up rifled through. I ordered a backpack from Under Armour, It came inside a plastic bag, inside a box. The box was ripped open, retaped and the interior plastic bag was ripped and the backpack itself was unzipped too. Just scumbags.

The best is the "We attempted to deliver" stuff these days. Got an email they couldn't deliver something to me and would try the next day. did that three times and then "you will need to drive to Ft Worth to pick this up" and that's not a short drive for me. So I called them and asked if they would like me to email them my doorbell camera or perhaps the driveway camera from the last three days to show where zero attempts had been made. They got it to my door the next day, luckily. Was expecting a "tough shit" response.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

The best is the "We attempted to deliver" stuff these days. Got an email they couldn't deliver something to me and would try the next day. did that three times and then "you will need to drive to Ft Worth to pick this up" and that's not a short drive for me. So I called them and asked if they would like me to email them my doorbell camera or perhaps the driveway camera from the last three days to show where zero attempts had been made. They got it to my door the next day, luckily. Was expecting a "tough shit" response.

On the off chance FedEx actually makes their delivery here, they make goddamn sure to put it on the absolute edge of the delivery area that they can. Like one inch onto the porch. They even take pictures of the delivery for their shitty app.

We get 40+ MPH winds here routinely, any package that isn’t close to the house is down the block in two minutes. You don’t know how many people’s FedEx (and Amazon, but they pay their “contractors” shit so I get it) end up blown throughout the neighborhood.

All UPS deliveries, they either use the bench on our front porch or put it in the exterior door.