i sent my older brother a glitter bomb a few days ago. Matter of fact, he should be receiving it today...God I can't wait to get his "DUDE!! WTF!!!" textThey are protecting you from the glitter and covid bombs that are "Christmas cards". You should tip your driver for the service
I'd be honored to receive a holiday card from you, FordNote to self...send @ill Christmas cards with metal foil on them.
He needs all the friends he can get.Note to self...send @ill Christmas cards with metal foil on them.
my initial response would likely be, "who the fuck is this guy and why is he taking a picture with a pitching machine for his Christmas card?"
Ill's reaction when he gets a card but then realizes it means I have his address
Had we done cards this year I'd send you one, but we didn't for the first time in over a decade.
Eyes up, dammit
This would be more like his reaction...
Ill's reaction when he gets a card but then realizes it means I have his address
Had we done cards this year I'd send you one, but we didn't for the first time in over a decade.
"but where did he buy those socks?"
I would be concerned if you were standing pantless next to a pitching machine...
You throw like a girl.
My SIL sent me a birthday card that when I opened it all this glitter and stuff went all over the floor and it was a pain to pick up. Now I get something from her it goes in the trash and I don't bother opening it. In fact, I talked to my brother after that and said let's just focus on the kids and stop the adult gift-giving.i sent my older brother a glitter bomb a few days ago. Matter of fact, he should be receiving it today...God I can't wait to get his "DUDE!! WTF!!!" text
just open it outside, ya ol' stick in the mud
Open it it in the shower. Should make for interesting conversations.
