tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[rsw626]

Thinks Primo Levi is a really good pair of jeans.

 

[occupant]

Thinks Primo Levi is a really good pair of jeans.

Functionary as fuck.

 

[beardown07]

Can't function for fuck.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Can't fucking function

 

[broncosmitty]

Goes to Conjunction Junction for the pink eye.

 

[occupant]

Has pink eye 'down there'.

 

[beardown07]

Constantly has one in the pink eye AND one in the stink eye.

 

[broncosmitty]

Counts banana runts as fruit.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Was a stunt double for the Banana Splits

 

[RobBase]

His nickname around the community pool is Mr. Banana Hammock.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Brags to his friends that his Grandma said he was big "down there"

 

[RobBase]

Used to wash his face in the shower with grandma’s personal “Luffa sponge”.

 

[beardown07]

Uses the Dad-dick metric when judging other dicks.

 

[rsw626]

Calls himself the Bob Ross of skid marks.

 

[douggie]

His favorite book is "The Joy of Painting Nude Men" by Bob Ross

 

[PeoplesChicken]

His favorite book is "The Joy of Painting Nude Men" by Bob Ross

Is the self-proclaimed leading expert in the study of skid marks

 

[Huskers4me]

Plays with his “Shotgun” more than Tim Walz, but Tim plays with it too.

 

[douggie]

Left his Tampons in the Boys Rest Room.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Smokes tampons in the Boys room

 

[Huskers4me]

Smokes @douggie in the ladies room.