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Dolemite censored said:
Digging for Geoduck clams:

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Commuting home when I work in the office to get shit done is woat

Never thought a 11 minute drive would be so bad
 
Hu War Yu said:
Me, 2 weeks ago: Hey HR, this lawyer has submitted a subpoena for an employee record (attached), who takes care of that?
VP of HR: I'm CCing whatchamadoodle, they take care of these. Whatchamadoodle, please send them a response.
Paralegal, today: Hey Hu, where's that record you promised me?
Me: Hey Whatchamadoodle and HR VP, did you all send that employee record to the attorney?
VP of HR: We sent them a statement, we are not required to send them anything else without a subpoena

Hu:
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Since I know you all want closure on this:

Hu: but they sent a subpoena, it's attached to the original email chain
VPHR: Oh, I meant to clarify, we need a JUDICIAL subpoena.
Hu: there are different subpoenas? I thought a subpoena was a subpoena
VPHR: Yes, and we don't respond to ones from attorneys, only judges...NYS Law.
Hu to the Attorney: Sorry Homosabe, they said you need a judge, or go piss up a rope
Attorney: Actually, no, I am authorized within the court to request the records. If they want to involve the judge, he's going to be pissed and there's going to be a contempt ruling
Hu: Way beyond my pay grade, Cochise...wanna talk directly to the VP?
Attorney: Yes please, that would be great, thank you for your assistance
Hu:
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Hu War Yu said:
Since I know you all want closure on this:

Hu: but they sent a subpoena, it's attached to the original email chain
VPHR: Oh, I meant to clarify, we need a JUDICIAL subpoena.
Hu: there are different subpoenas? I thought a subpoena was a subpoena
VPHR: Yes, and we don't respond to ones from attorneys, only judges...NYS Law.
Hu to the Attorney: Sorry Homosabe, they said you need a judge, or go piss up a rope
Attorney: Actually, no, I am authorized within the court to request the records. If they want to involve the judge, he's going to be pissed and there's going to be a contempt ruling
Hu: Way beyond my pay grade, Cochise...wanna talk directly to the VP?
Attorney: Yes please, that would be great, thank you for your assistance
Hu:
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I hope they all get thrown in the clink for contempt and aggravated assault of your last nerve.
 
moxie said:
I hope they all get thrown in the clink for contempt and aggravated assault of your last nerve.
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It's cool

IT dude came by yesterday to introduce a new tech to everyone. When he got to me, he said "this guy NEVER puts in an IT ticket; if he ever does one, it's serious, so take care of him immediately"

I was all like
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Hu War Yu said:
Since I know you all want closure on this:

Hu: but they sent a subpoena, it's attached to the original email chain
VPHR: Oh, I meant to clarify, we need a JUDICIAL subpoena.
Hu: there are different subpoenas? I thought a subpoena was a subpoena
VPHR: Yes, and we don't respond to ones from attorneys, only judges...NYS Law.
Hu to the Attorney: Sorry Homosabe, they said you need a judge, or go piss up a rope
Attorney: Actually, no, I am authorized within the court to request the records. If they want to involve the judge, he's going to be pissed and there's going to be a contempt ruling
Hu: Way beyond my pay grade, Cochise...wanna talk directly to the VP?
Attorney: Yes please, that would be great, thank you for your assistance
Hu:
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Good for you to duck out on that shit.
 
How to succeed as a bureaucrat. Pay attention, @moxie and @Hu War Yu :


Get that open item off your desk and onto someone else's desk as soon as possible. You don't want it on your desk when shit goes sideways.....
 
Dolemite censored said:
How to succeed as a bureaucrat. Pay attention, @moxie and @Hu War Yu :


Get that open item off your desk and onto someone else's desk as soon as possible. You don't want it on your desk when shit goes sideways.....
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I've got a rep as "the guy who knows things." As a result, people want me to handle stuff that's outside my wheelhouse. I'll connect you with the right person, but that's the end of my involvement.
 
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