tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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Illustrious Potentate said:
Don't pay somebody to tell you what we could all tell you for free.
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Oh, that I'm in perfect mental health? Yeah, I know, but I want to brag that a PhD said it when they try to put that jacket with all the ties on me.
 
moxie said:
Oh, that I'm in perfect mental health? Yeah, I know, but I want to brag that a PhD said it when they try to put that jacket with all the ties on me.
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If they say you need Adderall, you can send em this way.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
If they say you need Adderall, you can send em this way.
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I was gonna push for a sleepy med, but if it's adderall, then I have to look up the ADHD symptoms first, then go in and complain about them and they'll give it to me. But adderall makes me too cuckoo - I can only take half at a time.
 
moxie said:
I was gonna push for a sleepy med, but if it's adderall, then I have to look up the ADHD symptoms first, then go in and complain about them and they'll give it to me. But adderall makes me too cuckoo - I can only take half at a time.
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I just like them for the rare times I actually play poker. Helps me stay focused while staying up all night.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Hmmm...something shifty about that vid


I SAID SHIFTY...


Now let's think logically. Somebody just happens to be standing stationary in the passageway, videoing a dude mopping. And a homeless guy just happens to take a dump in the mop bucket at that instant?
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moxie said:
I do agree that he's easy on the eyes, but that only gets you so far. I was hoping he'd get more leisure time on his hands, alas, it does not appear that he will :sigh:
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THIS is WHY I got the hell outta So Cali 20+ years ago! And YOU'RE in the "Northern Part!!" Sheesh... :twitch:

Good Luck Wid Dat!!! :headbanger:
 
huskers1217 said:
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Depends whether you're "aiming" or not!! :nod:
 
Hu War Yu said:
Hmmm...something shifty about that vid


I SAID SHIFTY...


Now let's think logically. Somebody just happens to be standing stationary in the passageway, videoing a dude mopping. And a homeless guy just happens to take a dump in the mop bucket at that instant?
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They are filming all new episodes of "Undercover Boss"? :noidea:
 
moxie said:
Oh, that I'm in perfect mental health? Yeah, I know, but I want to brag that a PhD said it when they try to put that jacket with all the ties on me.
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if you really want perfect health, you need to start eating a chicken biscuit + drinking an energy drink for breakfast every morning like our pal @Illustrious Potentate
 
Hitman Hart said:
if you really want perfect health, you need to start eating a chicken biscuit + drinking an energy drink for breakfast every morning like our pal @Illustrious Potentate
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Balanced with corn liquor & coke binges? Would definitely help me get to the finish line faster. And probably a lot more fun!
 
Hitman Hart said:
if you really want perfect health, you need to start eating a chicken biscuit + drinking an energy drink for breakfast every morning like our pal @Illustrious Potentate
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Motherfucker, I do not eat chicken biscuits. I eat a country fried steak biscuit most mornings, sometimes go with pork tenderloin or fried bologna.

Chicken will never beat cow or pig
 
moxie said:
Balanced with corn liquor & coke binges? Would definitely help me get to the finish line faster. And probably a lot more fun!
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The coke binges have to be saved for special occasions though
 
Sighhh....i remember when I was young and thought I'd be handsome and svelt forever. Breakfast was a pot of coffee (or a Mountain Dew) and a bear claw or a honeybun. Dinner was high fat, high carb, and washed down with beer or whiskey. I worked out 6 days a week and took whatever supplements the other guys at the gym were popping.

Then I turned 25
 
Anyone own or work for a car service? I think I'm getting screwed, but need to know some stuff before I go full Karen.

Got an invoice as follows:
Per Hour 6x $65 = $390
Std. Grat 15% = 58.50
Total = 448.50

Then they updated it, adding
Travel time = $130
Tolls = $9
Grat. = $78
Total = $607

Now I understand the tolls, but wtf with adding drive time? Why are they charging 6 hours PLUS drive time?
The trip is A to B (1.5 hrs), wait 3 hours, B to C (45 mins) for a total of approx. 5 hours. Shouldn't they just charge the standard rate for the whole trip, then add in the wait time?
 
moxie said:
Anyone own or work for a car service? I think I'm getting screwed, but need to know some stuff before I go full Karen.

Got an invoice as follows:
Per Hour 6x $65 = $390
Std. Grat 15% = 58.50
Total = 448.50

Then they updated it, adding
Travel time = $130
Tolls = $9
Grat. = $78
Total = $607

Now I understand the tolls, but wtf with adding drive time? Why are they charging 6 hours PLUS drive time?
The trip is A to B (1.5 hrs), wait 3 hours, B to C (45 mins) for a total of approx. 5 hours. Shouldn't they just charge the standard rate for the whole trip, then add in the wait time?
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I would go full Karen on this. Looks like they've added two full hours to the bill just because they had to wait. But they're charging it as "travel time," not "wait time." If you're already paying by the hour, there shouldn't be additional charges just because the driver waited, should there?
 
Hu War Yu said:
Sighhh....i remember when I was young and thought I'd be handsome and svelt forever. Breakfast was a pot of coffee (or a Mountain Dew) and a bear claw or a honeybun. Dinner was high fat, high carb, and washed down with beer or whiskey. I worked out 6 days a week and took whatever supplements the other guys at the gym were popping.

Then I turned 25
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Lived off hot dogs and Monster Energy Drinks in college.

Been fighting off potato mode since 30.
 
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