Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

I'm on it. And Bunny already agreed to join me but I get to go first all by my lonesome! How very exciting!
Take it seriously, do the homework they give you and I promise your situation will turn to the better quickly. Counseling is like a car tune up for people and if you do required maintenance you’ll purrr like a kitten. Neglect the machine and it will eventually fail you.

Good luck.
 
Take it seriously, do the homework they give you and I promise your situation will turn to the better quickly. Counseling is like a car tune up for people and if you do required maintenance you’ll purrr like a kitten. Neglect the machine and it will eventually fail you.

Good luck.
Jesus Fucking Christ! Do you just want to come with me and hold my hand too?

And "purr like a kitten"...? The fuck if I will! Fuckin weirdo. Get the holy fuck outta here with your phony concern. You ain't shit!’
 
Hey Friends, I just got back from the VA a little bit ago and it was only a 3 month oncology appt and I normally don't schedule those because I only get treated every 6 months and going every 3 months, I really don't think I need to be watched that close. I think the real reason I skip the every 3 month visits is because transportation is a problem for me. The VA USED to give me free rides for every and any appt but a few years ago they really took a hard turn away from the free rides except for the very extremely clumsy.

I'm single clumsy and even double clumsies don't get free rides anymore. One must be triple clumsy or more to catch a free ride.

So the reason Princess (she is my Phys Asst) wanted me in today was to do a special saliva test that will identify whether my cancer has specific mutations and if it does, they can then treat the cancer with specific drugs. I think it's kind of like pinpointing problem areas and fixing them in a more precise fashion rather than destroying good cells while beating the cancer back.

I probably have a bunch more years ahead of me, more than I even thought I had yesterday! And that's all the more reason to fix my home life with my son and Bunny.

One last thing friends. yesterday got heated for a while here and @dbldwn711 , what he did for me yesterday was a wonderful thing.

It's about the third or fourth time that Padre has gone to bat for me and I will never forget it. Man alive Padre, it's hard to even put into words how great that was, how good it made me feel. I thank you with sincerity and gusto!
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Looky here how Padre went 'To Bat' for me! I fuckin love that guy!:angel:
 
Hey Friends, I just got back from the VA a little bit ago and it was only a 3 month oncology appt and I normally don't schedule those because I only get treated every 6 months and going every 3 months, I really don't think I need to be watched that close. I think the real reason I skip the every 3 month visits is because transportation is a problem for me. The VA USED to give me free rides for every and any appt but a few years ago they really took a hard turn away from the free rides except for the very extremely clumsy.

I'm single clumsy and even double clumsies don't get free rides anymore. One must be triple clumsy or more to catch a free ride.

So the reason Princess (she is my Phys Asst) wanted me in today was to do a special saliva test that will identify whether my cancer has specific mutations and if it does, they can then treat the cancer with specific drugs. I think it's kind of like pinpointing problem areas and fixing them in a more precise fashion rather than destroying good cells while beating the cancer back.

I probably have a bunch more years ahead of me, more than I even thought I had yesterday! And that's all the more reason to fix my home life with my son and Bunny.

One last thing friends. yesterday got heated for a while here and @dbldwn711 , what he did for me yesterday was a wonderful thing.

It's about the third or fourth time that Padre has gone to bat for me and I will never forget it. Man alive Padre, it's hard to even put into words how great that was, how good it made me feel. I thank you with sincerity and gusto!
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Looky here how Padre went 'To Bat' for me! I fuckin love that guy!:angel:

We are ALL here for ya pal. Sure, we joke and bust balls but it’s all in good fun. When it comes to real life… that’s a different story.

Hope that saliva test goes well for ya. Also, I like the outlook you have on things about many years ahead of you. Enjoy the ride… after all, that’s what it’s all about.

You can go easy on @Wild Turkey. I’ve posted with the guy for about 15 years. He is great dad, husband, businessman, etc and I have a ton of respect for him. We knock heads from time to time but it’s all in good fun. He’s a good guy. You can trust him. He’s got great stories and his “drunk threads” are legendary. The only time I was worried for him was when @steelerssb was around his daughter at college. WT certainly dodged a bullet there and kept SB from becoming his son in law. If that had happened it may have pushed the poor guy over the edge
 
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We are ALL here for ya pal. Sure, we joke and bust balls but it’s all in good fun. When it comes to real life… that’s a different story.

Hope that saliva test goes well for ya. Also, I like the outlook you have on things about many years ahead of you. Enjoy the ride… after all, that’s what it’s all about.

You can go easy on @Wild Turkey. I’ve posted with the guy for about 15 years. He is great dad, husband, businessman, etc and I have a ton of respect for him. We knock heads from time to time but it’s all in good fun. He’s a good guy. You can trust him. He’s got great stories and his “drunk threads” are legendary. The only time I was worried for him was when @steelerssb was around his daughter at college. WT certainly dodged a bullet there and kept SB from becoming his son in law. If that had happened it may have pushed the poor guy over the edge
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Hey friends, I got SO sick last night and most of today. I'm just now able to get up and move around without having another episode. I lost count, at least 6 separate episodes since 2am. Yesterday at the VA i also got the Moderna booster and did it ever fuck me up!

Let me explain these episodes. It's called autonomic dysreflexia and they are horrific. I tried to log on twice earlier today and I had an episode both times. They don't last very long, maybe five or 6 minutes but it seems like a god damn eternity! I been dealing with these episodes ever since my neck got broken 19 years ago. All kinds of weird shit can trigger an episode, sometimes I'm episode free for 3 months or longer, other times it can be daily. I am convinced the Moderna booster triggered this latest round of simulated death, that's what it feels like!

And in better news, I hope I feel up to going to Church Under the Porch tomorrow morning, Amen Brothers and Sisters!

And in even more better news, Bunny and I had excellent conversation in the car ride yesterday. We hug every day lately too but she still stays in the spare bedroom. I love her so much! But listen friends, I love you guys too, it's what I do!
 
Hey friends, I got SO sick last night and most of today. I'm just now able to get up and move around without having another episode. I lost count, at least 6 separate episodes since 2am. Yesterday at the VA i also got the Moderna booster and did it ever fuck me up!

Let me explain these episodes. It's called autonomic dysreflexia and they are horrific. I tried to log on twice earlier today and I had an episode both times. They don't last very long, maybe five or 6 minutes but it seems like a god damn eternity! I been dealing with these episodes ever since my neck got broken 19 years ago. All kinds of weird shit can trigger an episode, sometimes I'm episode free for 3 months or longer, other times it can be daily. I am convinced the Moderna booster triggered this latest round of simulated death, that's what it feels like!

And in better news, I hope I feel up to going to Church Under the Porch tomorrow morning, Amen Brothers and Sisters!

And in even more better news, Bunny and I had excellent conversation in the car ride yesterday. We hug every day lately too but she still stays in the spare bedroom. I love her so much! But listen friends, I love you guys too, it's what I do!

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Frig! Now I can't sleep at all. I think I spent most of the time in bed ever since Friday evening. It's crazy because Friday the 17th feels like it was a week ago!

But friends, there is something else I must share and it cracks me right the %@#$&! UP!

So this friend of mine, his name rhymes with HairPound, er close to that. He a hair pounder fo show though! I tried it once too.

So any ole way, this big dummy friend was at the restaurant and when the waitress said, enjoy your meal, as is customary, Hair Pound responds, "You Too"

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Snort Laugh, HAHAHAHA!!!

Fuck it, I'm moving to Montana!
 
Holy Smokes what a difference a day can make. And it feels like Saturday to me because yes, yesterday was 24 hours long, but it was NOT a day for me. I was in a different realm that seemed like a week long. And I betcha I lost a week off of my lifespan because of yesterday too!

I probably dint even need that stupid booster shot anyway! If I had known it was going to fuck me up, plus WITH episodes, I woulda hard passed.

I'm still just a little bit shaky, not quite 100% and I am not exaggerating about yesterday. It was the worst day I had in several years with the intensity of those episodes.

And because today feels like Saturday, well that and I'm not prepared, Church has been cancelled. However, you are all loved very much and I encourage each and everyone of yins to simply drop your tithing in the Porch door slot. :angel::laugh:
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Frig! Now I can't sleep at all. I think I spent most of the time in bed ever since Friday evening. It's crazy because Friday the 17th feels like it was a week ago!

But friends, there is something else I must share and it cracks me right the %@#$&! UP!

So this friend of mine, his name rhymes with HairPound, er close to that. He a hair pounder fo show though! I tried it once too.

So any ole way, this big dummy friend was at the restaurant and when the waitress said, enjoy your meal, as is customary, Hair Pound responds, "You Too"

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Snort Laugh, HAHAHAHA!!!

Fuck it, I'm moving to Montana!

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