Another day, another pitbull mauling

SlinkyRedfoot said:
I had a trampoline growing up. Never broke anything. Used to do crazy shit like go on it with skis on, pull it over to the pool and jump off it into the pool.

My dad caught me pulling it between the house and the pool because I was going to jump off the house, onto the trampoline, into the pool. Slink Sr was not amused by that idea.
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did you stick the landing?
 
beardown07 said:
Ya!? I have it on good authority, that Hammer thinks pits are only owned white trash, hood rats and dudes with small peeners. :biggrin:
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moxie said:
Ok, Dr. Fordman. You don't have to use big words here. You're just being condescending.

Guise - he means "taint".
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Yeah, I took some meds and it got all itchy.
 
fordman84 said:
The best way to fend a charging dog is to get down on one knee so you can brace yourself, extend your non-dominant arm in front of you horizontally and bent at the elbow to give the dog something to bite into, and then when it locks in rotate your fist straight up exposing the throat and attack its throat.
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Or just use your steel toes to kick some of them teeth down its throat
 
moxie said:
I had a dobie bite me when I was around 5 or so. Was definitely a warning bite - he basically put my entire forearm in his mouth and was like, "bitch, i said STOP IT!" but didn't munch down. I stopped whatever I was doing for a little while, but I'm sure I poked at him later. Kids are so dumb.
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I got nipped by one as a kid running through a yard…..nipped me right in the ass.
 
I've been bit by pretty much every standard type of dog. except St Bernard. Those things are calm as fuck.
 
PnkPanther said:
did you stick the landing?
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I never ended up doing the house-trampoline-pool jump. Pops was pretty serious that if he ever caught me doing that, he do something pretty bad (I can't remember what exactly).

I do remember that he suggested that if I tried it, I would likely flex the trampoline fabric all the way to the pool deck and break my ankles. I thought that made sense, so I never did it,
 
fordman84 said:
I've been bit by pretty much every standard type of dog. except St Bernard. Those things are calm as fuck.
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You could punch a St Bernard in the nose and he'd lick you and give you the barrel of warm ale tied around his neck.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Spiders are skeery. So are centipedes. Easily my two biggest fears
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Rented a cabin last year that I guess was during mating season for millipedes. Must have been millions of them all over the ground, hand rails, walls, and hundreds of them coming into the cabin. We arrived at like 10pm and so nothing we could do but spend the night. Wanted to bug bomb that place, but just did our hiking and never went back to that place.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I never ended up doing the house-trampoline-pool jump. Pops was pretty serious that if he ever caught me doing that, he do something pretty bad (I can't remember what exactly).

I do remember that he suggested that if I tried it, I would likely flex the trampoline fabric all the way to the pool deck and break my ankles. I thought that made sense, so I never did it,
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Candy ass
 
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