Favorite Sandwich/the one you always order

beardown07 said:
I like savory and sweet with some things...like a good glaze on a dead animal en sech, but powdered freaking sugar on a savory sammich is just too much for me. I can't do it. I am not one to turn food down, and would eat it if ya served it to me, but I would hate every second of it.

Now, to be fair, I have no sweet tooth at all. I rarely crave sweets.


It just feels like a mistake. Like some jagoff tipped over a bag of powdered sugar on his shit on accident, and then just claimed it as purposeful.
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It’s basically just stuffed French toast.
 
broncosmitty said:
It’s basically just stuffed French toast.
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Yes. Stuffed with a deli sandwich. Lulz. That's problem. :lol:


To give you an idea of my lack of sweet tooth...

I have never ordered pancakes, waffles or french toast at a restaurant.
 
When I say "never", I mean that quite literally.

If I have, it was when I was too young to remember. We rarely went out when we were young, so it's in single digits if at all.
 
broncosmitty said:
It’s basically just stuffed French toast.
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Yo Momma Burn GIF
 
beardown07 said:
Yes. Stuffed with a deli sandwich. Lulz. That's problem. :lol:


To give you an idea of my lack of sweet tooth...

I have never ordered pancakes, waffles or french toast at a restaurant.
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Wow. I fuckin love pancakes. Had breakfast for dinner tonight and regret not making pancakes.

Ever had them with peanut butter instead of syrup?

I’m not a huge fan of syrup. FiL makes it and I’m still on a pint from last spring.
 
broncosmitty said:
Wow. I fuckin love pancakes. Had breakfast for dinner tonight and regret not making pancakes.

Ever had them with peanut butter instead of syrup?

I’m not a huge fan of syrup. FiL makes it and I’m still on a pint from last spring.
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I have. My aunt ate em' that way growing up.

My Mom put up strawberry and raspberry jam as kids. Syrup didn't exist for me until going to a cousin's house.

The homemade jam spoiled me, and syrup was for the stinky kids.



Now that I am older, I use syrup quite a bit in cooking and the real deal is pretty good stuff. Store bought shit is just annoyingly sticky and gross.
 
beardown07 said:
I have. My aunt ate em' that way growing up.

My Mom put up strawberry and raspberry jam as kids. Syrup didn't exist for me until going to a cousin's house.

The homemade jam spoiled me, and syrup was for the stinky kids.



Now that I am older, I use syrup quite a bit in cooking and the real deal is pretty good stuff. Store bought shit is just annoyingly sticky and gross.
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Dont even understand the store bought shit. It’s the same color, that’s it.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
If you own uncrustables, you’re either:

1) a mother
2) a pedophile
3) a retard

Kindly let me know which it is, so that I can move forward accordingly.
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Hey buddy- don't be a cunt. :beer2: Iffin' ya don't like a little pb&j once in a great while, you're gonna need to show us on the doll where the bad man touched you because you had a fucked up childhood.
 
moxie said:
Hey buddy- don't be a cunt. :beer2: Iffin' ya don't like a little pb&j once in a great while, you're gonna need to show us on the doll where the bad man touched you because you had a fucked up childhood.
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I don't mind em on a quick fishin' trip. Take em' out of the freezer, and bust up the canyon fer the day. They're thawed by the time ya nned em
 
beardown07 said:
I don't mind em on a quick fishin' trip. Take em' out of the freezer, and bust up the canyon fer the day. They're thawed by the time ya nned em
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The whole thawing out bidness kinda sucks because by the time it's ready, i'm usually over my pb&j craving, but if i'm not too fucked up and remember it's ready- it's quite a little treat!
 
moxie said:
Hey buddy- don't be a cunt. :beer2: Iffin' ya don't like a little pb&j once in a great while, you're gonna need to show us on the doll where the bad man touched you because you had a fucked up childhood.
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Probably been 40 years since I ate that abomination. A sandwich has meat on it. The only peanut butter I consume are in cookies.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
If you own uncrustables, you’re either:

1) a mother
2) a pedophile
3) a retard

Kindly let me know which it is, so that I can move forward accordingly.
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Mother:
Gatorchip said:
Definitely 1) a mother


Total MILF.
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Pedohile:
moxie said:
Hey buddy- don't be a cunt. :beer2: Iffin' ya don't like a little pb&j once in a great while, you're gonna need to show us on the doll where the bad man touched you because you had a fucked up childhood.
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Retard:
beardown07 said:
I don't mind em on a quick fishin' trip. Take em' out of the freezer, and bust up the canyon fer the day. They're thawed by the time ya nned em
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beardown07 said:
I don't mind em on a quick fishin' trip. Take em' out of the freezer, and bust up the canyon fer the day. They're thawed by the time ya nned em
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Could be filed under a Darwin Award, but have you ever put one in the toaster?

I mean... melty pb is awesome. There's this one sammich shop that makes a toasted pb&j with cranberry sauce and slices of banana and granny smith apple . It's all sorts of sweet and sour and savory.
 
moxie said:
The whole thawing out bidness kinda sucks because by the time it's ready, i'm usually over my pb&j craving, but if i'm not too fucked up and remember it's ready- it's quite a little treat!
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I literally only eat them on a poorly planned/spontaneous fishing tripping.
 
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