Happy Slave Owning White Guy Monday

Having a house with like 75 light fixtures and smoke detectors is great. Except you can't go about a month without replacing a light bulb or detector.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Treating the D like it's a dog shit?

Might as well have the broad put a sandwich baggy over her hands while she tugs too eh?
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I don't know any girls who would rub their hands on dog shit like that...
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Having a house with like 75 light fixtures and smoke detectors is great. Except you can't go about a month without replacing a light bulb or detector.
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#humblebrag

time to invest in LEDs, broseph.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
A broad who doesn't accept the D?

Im Out Shark Tank GIF by ABC Network
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she IS a dude...with a glass eye
 
kobesgame said:
That’s how I am with diverticulitis. First time I got it I almost needed to be hospitalized because I waited so long before going to the doc. Now I recognize the feeling almost immediately and just start myself on antibiotics and drink a ton of water to flush the system. But after the last time there was talk of having surgery to remove the problem area of my digestive system.
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I give her credit for her dedication sticking to her made up story to avoid watching basketball with me
 
Guy Incognito said:
Not even sure what this means.

Also, mouth stuff is gross because dudes have mouths.
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When gay men have sex how do they decide which one of them's penis opens up to accept the other penis?
 
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