2011
giants/pats
my wife had just left me for a guy...in NY, increasing my irrational hatred of an imaginary line and weird accents.
sat in a bar, head in my hands, crying...
NY took my childhood (sports)
A guy in NY took my wife
NY cost me 2 super bowls
but months later i was rewarded with my first stanley cup, and i now say i traded my wife for a stanley cup, and its the best trade ive ever made.