Pet peeves

item 1 gets precariously close to a massive pet peeve of mine, I might have already written it here.

Mine is my wife putting things that can be recycled in the sink. I'm extremely petty and hate confrontation, so when I'm doing the dishes if there is something that she wanted recycled in the sink then it goes in the trash. I'm not going to rinse the inside like she wanted PLUS now wash the outside because whatever else has been poured over it. If she wants to recycle, great. Rinse it and set it on the bar like a normal person!

No truer words have ever been spoken

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how about when one of the Babybels rips in half as you try to get it out of the wax cover?
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I officially have a new one. People pretending to be surprised by the weather.

“Why is it SO cold outside?”

Because it’s February, you stupid motherfucker.

Bump.
 
That gas can increase 40 cents a gallon overnight but takes 3 fucking weeks to get back to where it was before the increase.
 
Shoveling snow has become a real pet peeve of mine. Which is a real shitty pet peeve to have in MI during the winter.

The other day I said fuck it, don’t feel like it and just didn’t do it after a good snow fall. Then I hear that loud, grating sound only a shovel against gravel makes. Look outside and my neighbor is shoveling my walk as I lay on the couch watching re-runs of Storage Wars.

So obviously I let him finish, then sent the cringe “Oh shit, thanks bro! I was just about to get out there!” text.

Very emasculating.
 
After unsubscribing from an email I never signed up for receiving ANOTHER email saying I unsubscribed
 
Shoveling snow has become a real pet peeve of mine. Which is a real shitty pet peeve to have in MI during the winter.

The other day I said fuck it, don’t feel like it and just didn’t do it after a good snow fall. Then I hear that loud, grating sound only a shovel against gravel makes. Look outside and my neighbor is shoveling my walk as I lay on the couch watching re-runs of Storage Wars.

So obviously I let him finish, then sent the cringe “Oh shit, thanks bro! I was just about to get out there!” text.

Very emasculating.
He should feel emasculated. You just made him your bitch
 
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