Pet peeves

fordman84 said:
item 1 gets precariously close to a massive pet peeve of mine, I might have already written it here.

Mine is my wife putting things that can be recycled in the sink. I'm extremely petty and hate confrontation, so when I'm doing the dishes if there is something that she wanted recycled in the sink then it goes in the trash. I'm not going to rinse the inside like she wanted PLUS now wash the outside because whatever else has been poured over it. If she wants to recycle, great. Rinse it and set it on the bar like a normal person!
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No truer words have ever been spoken

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fordman84 said:
how about when one of the Babybels rips in half as you try to get it out of the wax cover?
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RobBase said:
I officially have a new one. People pretending to be surprised by the weather.

“Why is it SO cold outside?”

Because it’s February, you stupid motherfucker.
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Bump.
 
That gas can increase 40 cents a gallon overnight but takes 3 fucking weeks to get back to where it was before the increase.
 
Shoveling snow has become a real pet peeve of mine. Which is a real shitty pet peeve to have in MI during the winter.

The other day I said fuck it, don’t feel like it and just didn’t do it after a good snow fall. Then I hear that loud, grating sound only a shovel against gravel makes. Look outside and my neighbor is shoveling my walk as I lay on the couch watching re-runs of Storage Wars.

So obviously I let him finish, then sent the cringe “Oh shit, thanks bro! I was just about to get out there!” text.

Very emasculating.
 
After unsubscribing from an email I never signed up for receiving ANOTHER email saying I unsubscribed
 
RobBase said:
Shoveling snow has become a real pet peeve of mine. Which is a real shitty pet peeve to have in MI during the winter.

The other day I said fuck it, don’t feel like it and just didn’t do it after a good snow fall. Then I hear that loud, grating sound only a shovel against gravel makes. Look outside and my neighbor is shoveling my walk as I lay on the couch watching re-runs of Storage Wars.

So obviously I let him finish, then sent the cringe “Oh shit, thanks bro! I was just about to get out there!” text.

Very emasculating.
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He should feel emasculated. You just made him your bitch
 
Skerpokes said:
What the F is this "unalive" phrase supposed to mean that people are using now? Is saying murder or dead offensive now?
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kinda like what they did with mothers. No one dies anymore. they are unalive (ignore their existence I guess)
Mothers became birthing person. Dont let them have the credit of being a mother.

You cant fix Stupid fucking people! I swear.
 
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Mother F'er. Just remembered another one of mine that my wife is the freaking WORST about. She will set the lid on shit but not actually close it. Which is made worse by the fact that when I pick something up I pick it up by the lid. This has led to countless messes because of her in-fucking-ability to put the fucking lid on things. This is one I've told her about many times, no avail. Just lost a bottle of Lea & Perrins because just setting the cap back on it after using it was good enough for her. So as I grabbed it, the bottle had just enough threads to lift and tip, and shatter. ARGH!!

end rant, end vent. I feel better, thanks for listening :suds:
 
fordman84 said:
Mother F'er. Just remembered another one of mine that my wife is the freaking WORST about. She will set the lid on shit but not actually close it. Which is made worse by the fact that when I pick something up I pick it up by the lid. This has led to countless messes because of her in-fucking-ability to put the fucking lid on things. This is one I've told her about many times, no avail. Just lost a bottle of Lea & Perrins because just setting the cap back on it after using it was good enough for her. So as I grabbed it, the bottle had just enough threads to lift and tip, and shatter. ARGH!!

end rant, end vent. I feel better, thanks for listening :suds:
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Tell her you AIN'T giving her any until she gets her act straightened out... :rolleyes2:

:pop2::martini:
 
The older I get the more annoyed I get with some of my friends who have stupid and pointless hobbies they feel like sharing every immediate detail with me about.

I have a friend who texts me all day almost every day with WWE news. Nothing like being on a call with a client in the middle of the afternoon and an alert comes over telling me R-Truth was released. Real important shit right there on a work day. Or waking up to a text at 7am about a potential Wrestlemania match. Like that’s such pivotal info I need to start my day.
 
RobBase said:
The older I get the more annoyed I get with some of my friends who have stupid and pointless hobbies they feel like sharing every immediate detail with me about.

I have a friend who texts me all day almost every day with WWE news. Nothing like being on a call with a client in the middle of the afternoon and an alert comes over telling me R-Truth was released. Real important shit right there on a work day. Or waking up to a text at 7am about a potential Wrestlemania match. Like that’s such pivotal info I need to start my day.
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psst...
tell him wrestling is fake & watch his reaction! :heh:
 
RobBase said:
The older I get the more annoyed I get with some of my friends who have stupid and pointless hobbies they feel like sharing every immediate detail with me about.

I have a friend who texts me all day almost every day with WWE news. Nothing like being on a call with a client in the middle of the afternoon and an alert comes over telling me R-Truth was released. Real important shit right there on a work day. Or waking up to a text at 7am about a potential Wrestlemania match. Like that’s such pivotal info I need to start my day.
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Is your buddy Dave Willis by any chance? :pound:
 
fordman84 said:
Mother F'er. Just remembered another one of mine that my wife is the freaking WORST about. She will set the lid on shit but not actually close it. Which is made worse by the fact that when I pick something up I pick it up by the lid. This has led to countless messes because of her in-fucking-ability to put the fucking lid on things. This is one I've told her about many times, no avail. Just lost a bottle of Lea & Perrins because just setting the cap back on it after using it was good enough for her. So as I grabbed it, the bottle had just enough threads to lift and tip, and shatter. ARGH!!

end rant, end vent. I feel better, thanks for listening :suds:
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Quit picking it up by the lid. There is a whole container underneath to grab.
You're just as guilty as she is.
 
fordman84 said:
Mother F'er. Just remembered another one of mine that my wife is the freaking WORST about. She will set the lid on shit but not actually close it. Which is made worse by the fact that when I pick something up I pick it up by the lid. This has led to countless messes because of her in-fucking-ability to put the fucking lid on things. This is one I've told her about many times, no avail. Just lost a bottle of Lea & Perrins because just setting the cap back on it after using it was good enough for her. So as I grabbed it, the bottle had just enough threads to lift and tip, and shatter. ARGH!!

end rant, end vent. I feel better, thanks for listening :suds:
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My wife hates going down stairs. She throws stuff at the bottom. Then I walk down to basement with handful of shit and don't see a box or whatever.

Boo that woman
 
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