I feel the same way about the term “cocksucker”. A person who would suck your cock is a person who should be honored. Venerated even. They’re doing god‘s work and for that, they’re used as a term of derision. These fine people willing to dole out a mouth hug deserve better.
Agreed. I hate when I misuse the term like I did the other day. If someone says, "FUCK YOU, BITCH! SUCK MY DICK!" like it's a bad thing, I wonder what kind of diseased, malformed oddity their appendage is that it would be considered a punishment to suck it.
Yeah. I get it.
When I’ve placed my drive through order and change my mind while I’m waiting to pay.
why did I order an iced coffee?! I shoyldveIt’s freezing out!
Y u no speak moxie?!
If you're going to call her "Penny" straight out of the womb, why the fuck didn't you name her Penny?
Or the ones that call the kid by their middle name.Bitched about this before and just encountered it again...
Parents just had a baby; showing her off around the office: "Her name is Penelope, but we call her Penny."
My parents did that shit to me!Bitched about this before and just encountered it again...
Parents just had a baby; showing her off around the office: "Her name is Penelope, but we call her Penny."
My nephew's name is Robert, and my father in law hated his dad so much, he called him Bob. Even when he was newborn. It stuck, and everyone calls him Bob. He's 24 now I think. But it's still funny to
A friend has a 7-month-old boy named Robert. Robert's parents have typically used Robert, but Robert's paternal grandfather always enthusiastically calls him Bobby (as Bobbeeeeeeeeee). It's starting to stick with Robert's parents who now occasionally call him Bobby with similar enthusiasm. I expect that he also will be exclusively "Bobby" to his parents by his first birthday.
He's going to continue to be Robert to me, though.
BTW, my middle name is Robert, my father's middle name is Robert and my father's grandfather's first name was Robert. I appreciate the name.
Hush, Bobby.BTW, my middle name is Robert, my father's middle name is Robert and my father's grandfather's first name was Robert. I appreciate the name.
Is that Yiddish?When I’ve placed my drive through order and change my mind while I’m waiting to pay.
why did I order an iced coffee?! I shoyldveIt’s freezing out!
Oy, vey!
