Pet peeves

People who have one doobie left but won't smoke it with you because they're saving if for a Bob Seger concert that's coming up in 6 weeks.
 
ojb81 said:
people who ask redundant/irrelevant questions or make unnecessary comments at the end of workplace meetings, which keep the meeting going when you desperately want it to end. these are usually questions/comments that easily could have been saved for an email AFTER said meeting
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This bothers you? Why does this still bother you? Answer this now, not later on.
 
People who want to interrogate you about your meal you're trying to eat in peace.

Example:

Me, sitting in the breakroom at work, eating my lunch while watching tv.

Jackass comes in: "Whatcha eatin' there??"

Me: "uh, my lunch"

Jackass: "oh ya? Whatcha got??"

Me, annoyed: "......well, obviously a sandwich"

Jackass: "oh ya? Looks pretty good, where'd ya get it??"

Me, getting pissed: ".....jersey mikes..."

And during the entire exchange, the cocksucker is hovering over you and staring at your food
 
ojb81 said:
People who want to interrogate you about your meal you're trying to eat in peace.

Example:

Me, sitting in the breakroom at work, eating my lunch while watching tv.

Jackass comes in: "Whatcha eatin' there??"

Me: "uh, my lunch"

Jackass: "oh ya? Whatcha got??"

Me, annoyed: "......well, obviously a sandwich"

Jackass: "oh ya? Looks pretty good, where'd ya get it??"

Me, getting pissed: ".....jersey mikes..."

And during the entire exchange, the cocksucker is hovering over you and staring at your food
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You live in Minnesota?
 
Campaign signs that are still on the side of the road and it's December.
 
people who use the word "doggo" for "dog", and "preggo" or "preggers" for "pregnant"

*shudders*
 
The asshole at the gas station who has to check all of his lottery tickets and then spend 10 minutes buying new ones all while the rest of us have to wait for his degenerate ass in line behind him.
 
seeing grown-ass men in public who walk around with a ballcap on, backwards.

Hey, fuckstick, you're at least 30 years old, wear the hat like it's supposed to be worn.
 
I think the service industry sucks. Here’s a few more:

1. Not taking dirty dishes off your table
2. Not refilling your glasses unless you ask them to
3. The tip feature when they swivel a point of sale system at you at fast casual restaurants
4. Not saying you’re welcome after you say thank you for something. And not saying thank you for stopping in when they drop your check off
5. Asking for a side sauce and before you can add anything else they run away from your table only having to ask them again for something else when they return
 
blindbaby said:
People who have one doobie left but won't smoke it with you because they're saving if for a Bob Seger concert that's coming up in 6 weeks.
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Based on real life. Someone actually did this to me/us back in the day. :facepalm:

It used to be a running joke around my circle of friend, "I'm saving this doobie for the Bob Seger concert"

























bonus points if you noticed I didn't pluralize, "friend" :biggrin::confused:
 
ojb81 said:
People who want to interrogate you about your meal you're trying to eat in peace.

Example:

Me, sitting in the breakroom at work, eating my lunch while watching tv.

Jackass comes in: "Whatcha eatin' there??"

Me: "uh, my lunch"

Jackass: "oh ya? Whatcha got??"

Me, annoyed: "......well, obviously a sandwich"

Jackass: "oh ya? Looks pretty good, where'd ya get it??"

Me, getting pissed: ".....jersey mikes..."

And during the entire exchange, the cocksucker is hovering over you and staring at your food
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I had a friend in college that would walk up and stick his finger in my food and say “ you gonna eat that”?

I use the term “friend” but we all know what he was.
 
my own farts that don’t smell while in public. Very annoying.
 
Skerpokes said:
The asshole at the gas station who has to check all of his lottery tickets and then spend 10 minutes buying new ones all while the rest of us have to wait for his degenerate ass in line behind him.
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Fuck the lottery people
 
Just thought of one!

When someone calls an object a "guy."

Example: someone is holding a box and asks "what about this guy?"

It's not a "guy" it's a fucking box! So many times I notice it's either a gay woman or gay man who does that. :rolleyes2:
 
The idiot drivers who don't pull all of the way into the intersection when turning left during a green light
 
blindbaby said:
People who have one doobie left but won't smoke it with you because they're saving if for a Bob Seger concert that's coming up in 6 weeks.
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If all I had was one you'd be out of luck.

If I had 2 one would be yours.

I never, ever share.
 
ojb81 said:
seeing grown-ass men in public who walk around with a ballcap on, backwards.

Hey, fuckstick, you're at least 30 years old, wear the hat like it's supposed to be worn.
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