Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks's stripper girlfriend Pole Assassin's monkey attacked and seriously hurt a trick-or-treating child on Halloween

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle...:yo:
 
CoalTrain said:
Well I'll be a monkeys uncle...:yo:
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Jake Gyllenhaal Reaction GIF
 
The only thing to complete this story would be to find out they were introduced to each other by Mike Price.
 
Goldbug said:
Wellll, you know what they say about women; if you stood them all on their heads, they'd all look like sisters.
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Whoever said that was poon limited. Vaginas are like snowflakes, they're all different.

Do you know why cavemen drug their women around by their hair?

Because if they drug them around by their feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
 
This story is just bananas.
 
 
This is now my go-to GIF for stupid shit, off the wall incompetence and abject failure. This whole story qualifies.

cushion GIF
 
Out of the four washed Blue Bloods (Texas, Michigan, Notre Dame, and Nebraska), Texas definitely has the most entertaining and memorable incidents of their saga.
 
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