"It began with the forging of the Great Search Engines. One was granted by Excite, fairest of all websites. Another to the Dogpile, great miners and craftsmen of information. And another was created by MSN, who above all else, desired power. For within these Search Engines was bound the strength and will to govern each people.
"But they were all of them deceived, for another Search Engine was made. In the land of California, in the fires of Palo Alto, the Dark Lord Google forged, in secret, a Master Search Engine to control all others. And into this Search Engine, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Search Engine to rule them all."