The perfect hard-boiled egg

and let me add my method (the proper way) of eating a hard-boiled egg: open it up with your thumbs, careful not to damage the perfect sphere of yolk. then you get some salt and pepper, and shake out some salt and pepper onto your plate. Then you roll the yolk ball around in the salt and pepper and give it a moderate coating, and snarf that lil bastard. then you take the two chunks of egg white, and dab up the remaining salt/pepper and snarf those, too.
 
GreenNickle said:
Who would have thought that this thread would end up eggsactly like all the others...
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Booing Kenan Thompson GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
Edisto_Tiger said:
Nah, they’re going into my pot pie, so they didn’t have to be perfect this time.
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what the fuck is this evil?

who puts hard boiled eggs in a pot pie?!
 
Boil enough water to get to the eggs armpits.

Puncture round end of egg with egg puncture thingy.

Place eggs in boiling water for 7 minutes.

Remove from heat, place pot in sink and run cool water over everything.

A perfect soft boiled egg is the result. Little runny white, but yolk is only about to turn solid.

Cut top off, dash of fresh ground pepper and sprinkle of salt. Eat with spoon from egg cup.
 
Hank Kingsley said:
Boil enough water to get to the eggs armpits.

Puncture round end of egg with egg puncture thingy.

Place eggs in boiling water for 7 minutes.

Remove from heat, place pot in sink and run cool water over everything.

A perfect soft boiled egg is the result. Little runny white, but yolk is only about to turn solid.

Cut top off, dash of fresh ground pepper and sprinkle of salt. Eat with spoon from egg cup.
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the fuck are eggs armpits?
 
Hard boiled eggs aren't hard.

Now, Soft boiled eggs are a different story
 
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