Thursday busted capillary day

Bank's inspector informs me yesterday, the same day we are closing on the house, that I have to seed and straw 20 ft from the house. We just had a hard frost so the growing season is done. I am not wasting money on grass seed. We are putting the yard in next spring

My other question is, what if it were to snow? Am I still "required" to put that shit down? I get the impression he is a pencil neck that has no real understanding of what this involves. It's on his paper so just must be...bullshit
Some people say the best way to plant grass is to sprinkle it on top of the snow...
 
my phone updated software and I don't like the changes

sad season 20 GIF
 
Some people say the best way to plant grass is to sprinkle it on top of the snow...
Never heard that before, but we throw seed down right before we know the first snow is coming every year. Helps patch up the spots our damn dogs wear down each summer.
 
They aren’t coming out to look close enough to see if there is seed under the hay.
Oh, that was the other thing. His first comment was you need to cover it with hay. Yea, I am not putting hay on my yard. So I said "you mean straw right?"

fucking moron
 
I have a lot of veggies to use up right now. I need to do some meal planning puzzling tonight.
 
Had to go out and turn on the diesel fired furnace in the motorhome this morning, it got down to 27 outside. I doubt anything would freeze in that short a time but did it anyway.

I told my wife "This is bullshit, 27 degree air ain't hitting my ass next year if I have to leave for Florida early by myself"
 
Whatever you do don't go spend $20 on some grass seed.

Go buy $30 worth of straw.
i wish it was only $30. Right now bales are going for $8.00 so I am gonna be lucky to spend a little under $300
 
i wish is was $30. Right now bales are going for $8.00 so I am gonna be luck to spend a little under $300
I think the strawing deal is kind of silly. I always thought you strawed grass seed to help hold in the moisture. The sun isn't really blaring down this time of year.
 
Chop it all up, add stew meat. Simmer for hours. Kobe's Rib Tickler
I do have some root veggies to do that with. But those generally last longer. Got some cauliflower, broccoli, tomatoes, peppers that need to be used quicker than that. Thinking a cauliflower/broccoli/cheese side dish to use some of them up.
 
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