tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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steelerssb said:
Been getting a lot MLM/pyramid scheme scammers blowing up my phone lately (probably the same one under different company names).

No I don't want to sell market DirecTv while "building relationships with customers" who are in only in Costco to buy a rotisserie chicken and who probably cut the cord already, and if I get texted about it again the recruiter is getting spammed texted hentai and Nintendo porn back.
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You want to join my team selling HooplaNation Gold Membership packets? It's a great way to make a few bucks on the side with really very little investment. From what I've seen over the years, you seem like a pretty smart guy so after a few weeks, you'll probably be successful enough to have your own team too. I'll PM you my Venmo for your starter fee and then I'll send you all info you need to get started. Shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes to get set up. You work your own hours. It's great.
 
wildturkey said:
You want to join my team selling HooplaNation Gold Membership packets? It's a great way to make a few bucks on the side with really very little investment. From what I've seen over the years, you seem like a pretty smart guy so after a few weeks, you'll probably be successful enough to have your own team too. I'll PM you my Venmo for your starter fee and then I'll send you all info you need to get started. Shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes to get set up. You work your own hours. It's great.
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Digging through my email archive to remove all personal emails and found some of the stuff my former co-worker and I used to exchange:

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" –
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937

3.. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll.....................

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this %&$%^ing mad."
Sadaam Hussein, 2003.
 
Overheard conversation, between Two Blonds:

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kinds. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.
 
did anyone expect texas to show any kind of respect??




backstory for everyone... Lexi Sun was a Texas player until she transferred to Nebraska.
 
Camfantasy said:
Man I've got fucking socks older than that
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Do you have wearing socks that old? Didn't think you'd be that loyal to a fucking sock. Is it ribbed or something?
*also, have a magical birfday, you red headed unicorn
 
An actual email exchange I just witnessed:

Her: Here are your quarterly reports!
Him: Hey, I can't read these, how do I know what the results are without looking through every single tab?
Her: There's a total tab at the end
Him: Oh, I can't see it because it's off the screen, next time you send it please make the totals tab the first tab
Me: Uh, if she does that, it might screw up a lot of the formulas, because the totals tab is, you know, a total of all the previous tabs
Her: I will ask my assistant to make the change, but if it messes up the formulas, we will all just have to scroll to the end of the page, won't we?
 
Hu War Yu said:
An actual email exchange I just witnessed:

Her: Here are your quarterly reports!
Him: Hey, I can't read these, how do I know what the results are without looking through every single tab?
Her: There's a total tab at the end
Him: Oh, I can't see it because it's off the screen, next time you send it please make the totals tab the first tab
Me: Uh, if she does that, it might screw up a lot of the formulas, because the totals tab is, you know, a total of all the previous tabs
Her: I will ask my assistant to make the change, but if it messes up the formulas, we will all just have to scroll to the end of the page, won't we?
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If your reports are on excel, rearranging the order of the tabs shouldn’t mess up your formulas. I would agree that the summary tab should be first.
 
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