tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[PeoplesChicken]

He said he got out of a ticket and he'd been drinking. I asked him what he blew and he said, the Trooper.

Views the sex offender registry as online dating

 

[rsw626]

Is on that registry under at least 6 different names.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Is on that registry under at least 6 different names.

Has had 4 sex offenders file restraining orders against HIM

 

[douggie]

Has his Mom's nude tattooed on his back.

 

[rsw626]

Has his Mom nude in the basement.

 

[RobBase]

His street name is White Diddy.

 

[HammerDown]

Hates dark mode.

 

[rsw626]

His webmaster skills are almost as bad as his bitcoin advice.

 

[HammerDown]

Drowns his Lucky Charms in soy sauce every morning.

 

[rsw626]

Tried to buy a '74 Gold Firebird like Jim Rockford's, but due to bitcoin loss had to settle for an '84 Fiero with three different colored fenders and a busted tailpipe.

 

[douggie]

His terrorist cell voted him to blow up a bus. He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

 

[rsw626]

Has all the charm, personality, and charisma of an enflamed hemorrhoid.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Bites his toe nails

 

[rsw626]

Has split ends and really needs some conditioner.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Has split ends and really needs some conditioner.

Goes to a cosmetology fantasy camp every spring

 

[beardown07]

Isn't planning on doing shit in April, as Mercury is in retrograde.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Isn't planning on doing shit in April, as Mercury is in retrograde.

is trying to sell his signature Solar Eclipse glasses on Ebay

 

[HammerDown]

Is most often described as… “hapless.”

 

[rsw626]

Always happens to have Grey Poupon.

 

[douggie]

His parent's use of razor wire around the perimeter to keep him out didn't work.