tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Neither talks the talk nor walks the walk.
 
Walks like an Egyptian.
 
When the temperature goes down so does he.
 
Goes down, but not on women like I do.
 
Likes his women like he likes his men, hung with a dong.
 
douggie said:
Likes his women like he likes his men, hung with a dong.
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Likes his men like he likes his coffee.. Hot, black, stinky and in need of some cream.
 
Watches old Beverly Hillbillies episodes because he can identify with Jethro.
 
Has hundreds of pictures of granny in his spank bank.
 
Is neither a grower nor a shower.
 
Likes neither baths nor showers.
 
Loves cum baths and golden showers.
 
Likes golden showers from The Golden Girls.
 
his avatar has cum on it's chin
 
Looks like, he smells, like ahit
 
Screams out, "I am Methusela", seconds before he lets his wife poop on his face.
 
Thinks Methuselah is some sort of curry chicken you order at the Indian restaurant.
 
Thinks Methuselah is what meth is short for.
 
Has had it in for Pfizer ever since their development of Viagra put his burgeoning fluffer operation out of business.
 
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
 
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