tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Thinks Pole Vaulting has something to do with catapults and people whose name ends in ski.
 
Didnt give me enough to drink before telling his last joke
 
Will fuck anything after two White Claws.
 
actually knows what white claws taste like and enjoys them, says finally something in a can he can stomach the taste of.
 
Posts like he's drunk, but he's actually sober. Just mumbles to himself.
 
isnt interesting enough to talk to himself, total whatckadoodle
 
He believes in brain eating Zombies so he's safe.
 
Uses Gorilla Glue on his pubes.
 
Has been known to circle jerk with Flex Seal.
 
Drinks from 7 pools with dook in em
 
Hasn't found one that turned out to be a baby ruth bar
 
Wears a shirt that says, "Back Off Man, I'm a Parolee"
 
Is a raw milk warlord.
 
Enjoys masquerading as a male goat quite often.
 
Would let Gronk buttfuck him while Tom Brady filmed it drunk.
 
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