tReal Official Night Shift v68, because I can and you better love it, Mfers.

Okay now you’re crossing the line.

First you’re cynical about your job, I get. But now you’re going after LOVE?

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I've met the guy a few times. Can't tell if he's nice but introverted or a serial killer.
 
Ticketmaster is crazy dude.

I sold 4 tickets to something using their “just take our offer” option instead of putting them on the market. Got $20.40 for $60 worth of tickets I bought, whatever.

Get one email, “your tickets sold!”

Get another email, “oh by the way, you need to fill out this 1099k form with the IRS before we give you your money.”

…wait three days…

Get two deposits in my bank account of $.02 and $.55. Are they paying me back in Pennies?

Send them an email asking wtf.

Get an email back saying thanks for your email, we’re going to send another email that you need to open and verify that you sent this email.

Get the next email with a link to click.

4 emails to get my $20 back on a $60 sale.


Where’s DOGE?

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And you were the one a few years ago making fun of my for wanting a refund on my MLB tickets. You got took brah

You are probably putting money in Rob Manfred's pocket
 
And you were the one a few years ago making fun of my for wanting a refund on my MLB tickets. You got took brah

You are probably putting money in Rob Manfred's pocket
I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

I did put money in Manfreds pocket with other tickets, since I bought Rays tickets at face value($60) and could have gotten in to the game for $21

The Ticketmaster tickets were to a game of the worlds game, soccer.
 
The boss’s wife gets annoyed that I stock the office with a bunch of crap snacks

There is just so much wrong with that, I don't even know where to begin.

She actually concerns herself with *checks notes* the sorts of snacks available at the office?
She must just have no fucking life outside of him, or something.
 
I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

I did put money in Manfreds pocket with other tickets, since I bought Rays tickets at face value($60) and could have gotten in to the game for $21

The Ticketmaster tickets were to a game of the worlds game, soccer.
It has been a few years. I don't remember all the details but I purchased tickets through seat geek or something and was trying to get a refund. It was a fun back and forth. it just amused me
 
The boss’s wife gets annoyed that I stock the office with a bunch of crap snacks so she packed him a bunch of organic shit. Among her brilliant choices…a whole mango. I reminded him that they are not to be eaten like apples, but more like an avocado. So today is day 5 and he gleefully produces a knife and cutting board from his little knapsack.
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I am SHOCKED there was no blood involved..
What kind of organization are you working for?
 
I know someone who just got her engagement pictures with her fiancee.

They didn't even know each other this time last year. Yeah I'm sure that'll last.

I don't want to poo-poo the idea of love.
Love can be a really beautiful thing, at least for a time.
There are even those who are lucky enough to find love that really lasts.

That said, after watching basically all my friends go through divorce, most of them get married again, then get divorced, again, I really don't get why people bother to make it legal, since the problems making it legal causes when you want out make getting out that much worse. To each their own, but ...
 
It has been a few years. I don't remember all the details but I purchased tickets through seat geek or something and was trying to get a refund. It was a fun back and forth. it just amused me
You mean refund or selling them?

Refund is one thing, selling them shouldn’t be a fucking ten day excursion.

I finally got my $20 this morning btw.
 
I don't want to poo-poo the idea of love.
Love can be a really beautiful thing, at least for a time.
There are even those who are lucky enough to find love that really lasts.

That said, after watching basically all my friends go through divorce, most of them get married again, then get divorced, again, I really don't get why people bother to make it legal, since the problems making it legal causes when you want out make getting out that much worse. To each their own, but ...
So I picture you more of a "jump the broom" fan
 
We looking into those.

The broad wants to get me to “camp”, told her I’m not getting in a goddamn tent one single day of my life and she says an RV is overkill so we looking em.

They are so expensive for what they are. But she bought a juiced up outback to be able to pull one.
Soooo you could very well end up camping in a Subaru Outback?

I am going to send you some Coexist window stickers
 
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