Under the Porch with the Guide Bear!

A Guide bear that listens to Roxy Music? This just keeps getting better.
 
Good evening, Dunces! First of all it's no secret my allegiances fall squarely with The Crew. And our Crew Chief, it ain't Petey G, it's a person that from a short distance could be mistaken for a cross between Kenny G and Tiny Tim, but it ain't Pete, okay dummies?

Anyway, I can talk about the Crew now, w/o putting Petey G on ignore, I HATED doing that but now that that's cleared up, I must discuss my reaction to Fish's jokes about @ill . It made me laugh for days! Because it was so funny!

And Ill, he seems like a fine and proper gentleman... from the 1890's!

But Fish, when you made him promise not to fellate the spectators at your duel with him, I fuckin lost it!

And the part about 'servicing the Crew', the Guide Bear dint know what 'servicing' meant and when I tole him, to get your Bear dick sucked, he was ALL kinds of excited about it. He was out on his Big Ten Speed poppin wheelies and knocking down garbage cans again!

And High Bishop Two Canes, he says he will party extra, I mean pray for you, Ill.
 
Handicappers said:
The Crew

Once you're in, you can never get out.
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Has he been "patched" in yet! Or is he still a "prospect"....

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dbldwn711 said:
he’s in… @Peter Gozintite said so.
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It ain't Petey G but it IS someone from 20 yards away that looks like sorta like Kenny G Petey G Tiny Tim combo thing, maybe a lil bit of Fat Elvis too, that's the best I can do to describe Crew Chief. I ain't naming names!

I didn't hardly do any work on my project today, I did measure or 'map' the studs on the wall and I put those same marks on the back of just one shelf and I drilled 7 pilot holes, 3 across the back and two on each end. I'm just feeling a little bit tentative because I have never put a structure like this together before. And I really am winging it. I'm building this shelf unit without any design help. I did look online and all that kept coming up was how to make 'floating shelves'.

I just have to believe that a seasoned builder would have tips and techniques for a project of this sort that I'm not in the know of (yet).

Anyway, tomorrow, Serious Progress Shan't be Denied!
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Good Morning, Friends! And is it ever!

This is another 'single' topic post.

1. There's this disgusting love poem that I can't shed from my way of thinking... the weird thing is, I can't remember the words exactly and I don't remember the ending. So what I'm gonna do is, I will use my own words and I have 4 different endings. It goes as such:

If your Love Shan't be
It must be set free
If it was not meant to be
And your Love returns to thee...

(a) You are FUCKED!
(b) Just say NO, FUCK NO!
(c) Houston, we have a problem!
(d) God save the Queen!
 
So Friends, I wanted to share with you the news of the good fortune Bishop Two Canes has Created! It's so very exciting!

It's his Bible Study store, Cloud Nine. Crap, when I was Power Wheelin it earlier in the week to make returns at the UPS store, Cloud Nine is in the same business development, whatever ya call them places nowadays, it's like an attractive 'strip mall' so to speak. Anyway, the parking lot was packed because of Cloud Nine.

And right now at 7:26 eastern, not even dark yet, there is a line of people waiting to enter Cloud Nine for Spiritual Healing and whatnot.

There's even an Off Duty Uniformed Police Officer directing trabeek!

High Bishop is a High Roller! Two Canes is the Best kind of Jesus Freak! He wants to do Mass again tomorrow morning too.
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There are a few other things to speak on. I don't really have anything planned tonight because I thought I would be putting wires and lights in and on those shelves. I have all six shelves cut with holes for lighting so there is no going back. But this is mostly on hold until I get this THIRD edition of a light kit.

2. Algae in the Aquarium. It is far from eradicated but it is under control now and isn't growing anywhere near the crazy early growth.

I turned off one of the 200 watt LED plate lights and I removed almost ALL of that so called 'drift wood' and in the meantime, the past two weeks or so or 3, crap, pushing four weeks! Since most of my attention has been elsewhere other than feeding & watching my swimmers, I love those guys & gals, by no stretch has my tank been neglected but it hasn't had my full attention in a while.

After Mass tomorrow I plan to work on my tank! About that 'driftwood'. When I removed it, some of it smelled bad, like mud from the swamp smells like, and I wonder if the algae really thrived off of that rotting wood? I don't have the answers!

Guess what else friends? My fish follow me! All ten of them. They will swim right in front of my face and when I go to the other end of the tank, my swimmers come after me! Okay, okay, maybe it's because they know they are about to be fed, but or and, if that's the case, that's even more reason to be impressed with these fish. They are SO fun and relaxing to watch for hours. I can show new pics soon.

I can't wait to get all caught up on everything, TOTALLY clean up the basement and set up shop in the Fish Dungeon and get my Air Rifle hobby fired back up! Oh I can't wait!
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And don't forget about the Airgun Invitational Fun Shoot free to all Hooplans! It's already bean open 24-7 since New Years Day and it stays open until Dec. 31, 2022, 6pm eastern.
 
Hey friends! I forgot to talk about Dr. Been last week! I was saying her wrong name all along, it's Doctor Been and it does NOT sound like
'Dr Bin', it is pronounced, BEAN, but spelt, Dr. Been! Hagatha Andrea Been to be concise! I dun googled her up and I got pics and everything! So before Mass today, I gotta get some heavy weights off my sagging chest!

First of all, I will tell you what Dr. Been Looks Like! Miss Crabtree from the Little Rascals, Betty Boop, Angela Jolini and Pippy Longstonkings and My Bunny. Mix all that together and A Good Time Shan't be Denied!
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But a good time WAS denied! I dint 'forget' to talk about Dr. Been last week... I didn't want to talk about her because she CANCELLED our virtual date with just a 5 hour notice, just a form email with NO explanation as to why our date was cancelled. So now I know for sure she ain't so crazy about me as I hoped and thought, HMPHHHH!

However, all is not lost, she did offer me a rain check for this week. I accepted. I can't hide my displeasure for Dr. Been for making me wait an extra week! I decided the ball is in her court and if she still wants me, I'm here to be Taken!
 
2nd Quarter Crew meeting is upon us. I'll send out the invites through PM's. Non-Crew members not allowed.

There will be a Taco bar with Nacho Cheese fountain.

Thanks
 
Handicappers said:
2nd Quarter Crew meeting is upon us. I'll send out the invites through PM's. Non-Crew members not allowed.

There will be a Taco bar with Nacho Cheese fountain.

Thanks
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I like it when Petey, er, I mean NOT Petey, I like it when Chief is in a good mood and he lets us Salute 'eem with both hands at the same time! That's SO fun!
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So listen Friends, I have another 'list' type of a post to make.

1. Today's Mass. It has bean postponed! On account of 'High' Bishop! The High Holy Roller 'worshiped' his dick in the dirt last night and he's running late, as he describes it! I know full well Two Canes went back to sleep. He's the WORST kind of Jesus Freak!

2. The Spare Bedroom. I googled it wondering if it was a movie or a show and no, but there is already a book with that title written by Elizabeth Neep. The book is described as a romantic comedy. Personally, I find absolutely NOTHING remotely comedic about The Spare Bedroom! And now, I can't use that title for my book! I think I will name my book, "The Sickening Spare Bedroom!"
Here's a scene from chapter 4.
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Now before I wander the Hoop halls searching for a good time, I have some other news to share right here Under the Porch!

I booked a one way flight to Cleveland on Friday, May, 6, and it is scheduled to land 9am eastern.

The reason for the visit is that my Mom is slipping fast now. We knew for a year now that she was getting dementia but these last 4 weeks have been a steep drop. What I'm hearing is that she is or is just about ready for hospice. She is 96 but it still breaks my heart and boy do I sure hope she recognizes me. She talks about getting married every day and everyday, it's a different wedding in a different state. She claimed she won a prize on a radio show and she was wandering the hall at her living facility in search of this missing prize.

And that was before she slipped further. And the one way ticket only means I'm not set on a specific return date. I'm pretty sure when I return, I'm gonna get to hop in bed with Bunny from then on! That's how I wrote the ending to:

The Sickening Spare Bedroom! A Dark Romance written by @Parka with forward by the Guide Bear.

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And I tested the aquarium water for nitrates again, it is still showing ZERO parts per million... This is excellent news and it means that I still do not need to do any water change. The plants play a vital role but I have to think that the under gravel filter is performing as good or better than expected. That pump I'm using is pushing 1,200 gallons an hour through those pipes.

Typically it's normal or common to change 20% of the water at normal intervals and so far I have only had to top my tank off twice because of evaporation and it is ready to be topped off again.
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