Words stupid people use to sound smart

Rex Racer said:
Poor Dole, you're still struggling with the fact that you're short, stupid and ugly and the only women that'll smash with you are the morbedly obese fatties, eh? Maybe you should call one of your ex-wives and cry to them about it..........dumbass.
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Oh, and incorrectly using ellipses.
 
"edification"
 
"juxtaposition" or "juxtapose"
 
"perfunctory"
 
Disingenuous
 
okay, i stole this from someone going by "MelalinlyChallenged" on reddit, but this is great:

"It's a doggy dog world, this commenting business. I always took my lack of car-pool tunnel syndrome for granite. I won't use my condition as an escaped goat as that would be a fragrant error. I take a suppository of information every morning right I after my expresso. Irregardless of that, there's a statue of imitations in place, and low a behold, I'm the spitting image of that there statue."
 
"idiosyncrasy"
 
"you need to do your research" while reading some bullshit slanted info site for every point they have.

"you need to understand that" blah blah blah
 
Obtuse
Sycophant
Faggot
 
Hearing the word “surreal” makes my butthole pucker a little.
 
PackJason said:
"Ad Hominem"

Especially since most people don't use it correctly.
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I’m gonna die having no fucking clue what that means.

English motherfuckers, speak it.
 
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