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I see an Al and Kelly Bundy relationship in their future.
He's half the man that Al was and she's twice the lay that Kelly was
I see an Al and Kelly Bundy relationship in their future.
Before you know it, you'll have Taylor Swift's entire catalog perpetually stuck in your head, while being shown the gayest fucking tik toks ever, 476 times a day.
You silly silly man. Your life is so fucking over. LOL
You think so, huh? You're gonna have a daughter who hates sports and loves art. And if you don't embrace that, she'll hate you too.
Oh dude, he's FOR SURE having a girl. No doubt in my mind. lel
Nah, they are going to love sports and hate the patriarchy. And so will their partner, Barryanne.
Either by birth or by choice a few years from now.
It's so cute that she is dressed up like her father!
I firmly believe in whipping kids
Yep, Daddy's little girl.He talks a tough game, but something tells me a little girl would wrap him around her tiny little pinky
^^^ Joe Jackson Father of the Year nominee.
Just fer the huffsIs OP's "side business" a painting crew?
I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.
Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though
LaPackjase?Congrats. You should name it after me.
I hate everything I’m becoming. I’ve always said gender reveals are the dumbest thing ever, just tell people what you’re having. Guess who’s having a gender reveal in July? And I don’t even get to do anything cool like shoot tannerite, the pink/blue is gonna be inside of a cupcake.
I gave up cocaine for this. I swear to God, I will tell the kid Santa isn’t real if I so much as hear a suggestion about elf on a shelf.
Honestly, I can’t wait to be a dad, but all this prekid bullshit makes me want to drink more than Inalready do
Yep, Daddy's little girl.
I hate everything I’m becoming. I’ve always said gender reveals are the dumbest thing ever, just tell people what you’re having. Guess who’s having a gender reveal in July? And I don’t even get to do anything cool like shoot tannerite, the pink/blue is gonna be inside of a cupcake.
I gave up cocaine for this. I swear to God, I will tell the kid Santa isn’t real if I so much as hear a suggestion about elf on a shelf.
Honestly, I can’t wait to be a dad, but all this prekid bullshit makes me want to drink more than Inalready do
Starts with a gender reveal, ends with gender confusion. lulzI hate everything I’m becoming. I’ve always said gender reveals are the dumbest thing ever, just tell people what you’re having. Guess who’s having a gender reveal in July? And I don’t even get to do anything cool like shoot tannerite, the pink/blue is gonna be inside of a cupcake.
I gave up cocaine for this. I swear to God, I will tell the kid Santa isn’t real if I so much as hear a suggestion about elf on a shelf.
Honestly, I can’t wait to be a dad, but all this prekid bullshit makes me want to drink more than Inalready do