Your worst nightmare has come true

[DragonFromTo]

I see an Al and Kelly Bundy relationship in their future.

He's half the man that Al was and she's twice the lay that Kelly was

 

[gobigred]

Oh dude, he's FOR SURE having a girl. No doubt in my mind. lel

Soon @Illustrious Potentate

 

[DragonFromTo]

Soon @Illustrious Potentate

It's so cute that she is dressed up like her father!

 

[fishinabarrel]

Soon @Illustrious Potentate

My daughter has never gotten me in a dress, but I shamefully admit to participating in some of her tik Tok crap after enough pleading

 

[Inquisitor]

Before you know it, you'll have Taylor Swift's entire catalog perpetually stuck in your head, while being shown the gayest fucking tik toks ever, 476 times a day.

You silly silly man. Your life is so fucking over. LOL

You think so, huh? You're gonna have a daughter who hates sports and loves art. And if you don't embrace that, she'll hate you too.

Oh dude, he's FOR SURE having a girl. No doubt in my mind. lel

Nah, they are going to love sports and hate the patriarchy. And so will their partner, Barryanne.

Either by birth or by choice a few years from now.

Soon @Illustrious Potentate

It's so cute that she is dressed up like her father!

This thread is Chewy's worst nightmare.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

It could be worse. He could come home kicking a soccer ball and singing an Elton John song.

The results came back and Handi is the father!

 

[Dolemite censored]

I firmly believe in whipping kids

You shouldn't do that until they are old enough to understand why they are being spanked. You don't just come home from a bad day at the poker table and whip some ass.

 

[Jon Deaux]

He talks a tough game, but something tells me a little girl would wrap him around her tiny little pinky

Yep, Daddy's little girl.

 

[Jon Deaux]

So, does this mean you're not running The Eliminator this season?

 

[Kburjr]

^^^ Joe Jackson Father of the Year nominee.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Is OP's "side business" a painting crew?

 

[beardown07]

Is OP's "side business" a painting crew?

Just fer the huffs

 

[jjc2009]

Congratulations. But the worst nightmare is anything happening to your child not just that they exist. You’ll be fine.

 

[PackJason]

I haven’t been completely honest as to why I’ve been so absent the last couple of months. I did have a major work project, and I did start a side business with my buddy, but I’ve also been redoing my spare bedroom and baby proofing the house.

Come October, I’m gonna be a daddy, and I’m the most scared I’ve ever been in my life. I do have a built in DD for a bit though

Congrats. You should name it after me.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Congrats. You should name it after me.

LaPackjase?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I hate everything I’m becoming. I’ve always said gender reveals are the dumbest thing ever, just tell people what you’re having. Guess who’s having a gender reveal in July? And I don’t even get to do anything cool like shoot tannerite, the pink/blue is gonna be inside of a cupcake.

I gave up cocaine for this. I swear to God, I will tell the kid Santa isn’t real if I so much as hear a suggestion about elf on a shelf.

Honestly, I can’t wait to be a dad, but all this prekid bullshit makes me want to drink more than Inalready do

 

[huskers1217]

I hate everything I’m becoming. I’ve always said gender reveals are the dumbest thing ever, just tell people what you’re having. Guess who’s having a gender reveal in July? And I don’t even get to do anything cool like shoot tannerite, the pink/blue is gonna be inside of a cupcake.

I gave up cocaine for this. I swear to God, I will tell the kid Santa isn’t real if I so much as hear a suggestion about elf on a shelf.

Honestly, I can’t wait to be a dad, but all this prekid bullshit makes me want to drink more than Inalready do

@beardown07 lol @ this man


Fuck dem kids.

 

[occupant]

Yep, Daddy's little girl.

 

[beardown07]

I hate everything I’m becoming. I’ve always said gender reveals are the dumbest thing ever, just tell people what you’re having. Guess who’s having a gender reveal in July? And I don’t even get to do anything cool like shoot tannerite, the pink/blue is gonna be inside of a cupcake.

I gave up cocaine for this. I swear to God, I will tell the kid Santa isn’t real if I so much as hear a suggestion about elf on a shelf.

Honestly, I can’t wait to be a dad, but all this prekid bullshit makes me want to drink more than Inalready do

 

[beardown07]

I hate everything I’m becoming. I’ve always said gender reveals are the dumbest thing ever, just tell people what you’re having. Guess who’s having a gender reveal in July? And I don’t even get to do anything cool like shoot tannerite, the pink/blue is gonna be inside of a cupcake.

I gave up cocaine for this. I swear to God, I will tell the kid Santa isn’t real if I so much as hear a suggestion about elf on a shelf.

Honestly, I can’t wait to be a dad, but all this prekid bullshit makes me want to drink more than Inalready do

Starts with a gender reveal, ends with gender confusion. lulz


Better nip that fruity shit in the bud now, 'fore it gets outta hand.