AL Central Talk

PECOTA gave muh Royals a 0.6% chance of winning the division.
Ill Be Back Jim Carrey GIF
 
Tony La Russa is going to be blasting this Yoan Moncada jam while driving drunk

 
Oh boy!

nothing inspires confidence in the bullpen like rostering a guy whos gotten religiously lit up the past few years

Right-handed reliever Bryan Shaw has made the Indians’ season-opening roster, Zack Meisel of The Athletic was among those to tweet. The team will have to add Shaw to its 40-man roster, which is full, and make a corresponding move to clear space for him.
 
Oh boy!

nothing inspires confidence in the bullpen like rostering a guy whos gotten religiously lit up the past few years

He used to be good...he sucks now
 
Baldumbass and the computer dork front office strikes again and the season aint even begun.

We have legit prospects like Kiriloff and Rooker(not to mention Larnarch as well). We let Rosario go which would be a sign its time for the future.

Nah. We sign Simmons so that we can move Polanco to 2b and have fucking Arraez play OF. AND we make Jake mother fucking Cave the 4th outfielder. MENTAL.

If Polanco hits like last year, he should have no special treatment. Arraez and his singles have great value at 2B...as a LF??? WHo cant even defend?? Then Cave??

Seriously. Morons. Every one of them.
 
Baldumbass and the computer dork front office strikes again and the season aint even begun.

We have legit prospects like Kiriloff and Rooker(not to mention Larnarch as well). We let Rosario go which would be a sign its time for the future.

Nah. We sign Simmons so that we can move Polanco to 2b and have fucking Arraez play OF. AND we make Jake mother fucking Cave the 4th outfielder. MENTAL.

If Polanco hits like last year, he should have no special treatment. Arraez and his singles have great value at 2B...as a LF??? WHo cant even defend?? Then Cave??

Seriously. Morons. Every one of them.

Nailed it.

1 game blown.

Awful defense.

Astudillo and Cave batting with game on the line.

We are run by Chimps.
 
Idk how this lineup is going to be able to consistently score runs. Probably because they aren’t going to. It’s going to be a painful season.
 
The division is ours. Our offense is unstoppable. J/K, our pitching sucks outside of Wade Davis. :heh:
1st inning yesterday was 49 minutes long and saw 10 runs scored. 14 runs by the Royals was the most on opening day in team history. The game in total was the longest 9 inning game in Royals team history. I think it's going to be a weird season.
 
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