Jesus H. Christ!!!

Your ignorance of high end autos is on display.

You bet your sweet bippy. AMG sweetness. Kick your ass and haul 4 people and golf clubs.

This is all you'll ever see of it.

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No ignorance skeezeks. just wondering why you wouldn't want a GLS instead of a gay station wagon.
 
No ignorance skeezeks. just wondering why you wouldn't want a GLS instead of a gay station wagon.

What? A manly GLS? That's what soccer moms drive.

I like to drive, not float. A sedan with a big boot. Sometimes spoken of as a super car, if not a Lambo or Pagani.

Nothing gay about my shooting brake. Come ride with me and see.

0-60 below 4, 1/4 mile below 12.

Gay as fuck.
 
I had a hunch OP was a cat lady that had a wagon with less that 10000 miles on it
 
Really, I only need a one seat vehicle.

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I’d get an outdoor farm cat or 2. Kill the snakes and mice. Inside cats I can’t do I’m allergic to the pusses

We had 4 here for the last month while my daughter was visiting.

It was pretty awesome.

She is tougher than you it seems because she is allergic to her cats but has them anyway. In a 1200 sq ft apartment.
 
What? A manly GLS? That's what soccer moms drive.
I like to drive, not float. A sedan with a big boot. Sometimes spoken of as a super car, if not a Lambo or Pagani.
Nothing gay about my shooting brake. Come ride with me and see.
0-60 below 4, 1/4 mile below 12.
Gay as fuck.
Well at least you admit it....
 
This entire thread was created by OP to "humble brag" about owning a station wagon. Nothing to see here folks....move along!
 
What? A manly GLS? That's what soccer moms drive.

I like to drive, not float. A sedan with a big boot. Sometimes spoken of as a super car, if not a Lambo or Pagani.

Nothing gay about my shooting brake. Come ride with me and see.

0-60 below 4, 1/4 mile below 12.

Gay as fuck.
My M4 beats those stats and actually looks like a performance car.

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We had 4 here for the last month while my daughter was visiting.

It was pretty awesome.

She is tougher than you it seems because she is allergic to her cats but has them anyway. In a 1200 sq ft apartment.

Whatever cat lady with a wagon. Lol

Enjoy that misery. My eyes go red and I don’t like sneezing or snotting all over
 
What? A manly GLS? That's what soccer moms drive.

I like to drive, not float. A sedan with a big boot. Sometimes spoken of as a super car, if not a Lambo or Pagani.

Nothing gay about my shooting brake. Come ride with me and see.

0-60 below 4, 1/4 mile below 12.

Gay as fuck.
By the by…4 doors means it’s not a shooting brake. It’s a station wagon.
 
The actual best part is that "it's so fucking gay and unassuming" that nobody gives it much thought, cops included.

And I g
By the by…4 doors means it’s not a shooting brake. It’s a station wagon.

Nope. Shooting brake over in Jolly Old.

Listed as E63 AMG Estate Wagon.

It's what us snobby double vaccinated with passports drive.

Admit it, you're just jealous of my name for it, Panzwewagon...
 
The actual best part is that "it's so fucking gay and unassuming" that nobody gives it much thought, cops included.

And I g


Nope. Shooting brake over in Jolly Old.

Listed as E63 AMG Estate Wagon.

It's what us snobby double vaccinated with passports drive.

Admit it, you're just jealous of my name for it, Panzwewagon...
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