Jesus H. Christ!!!

[williewilliejuan]

The actual best part is that "it's so fucking gay and unassuming" that nobody gives it much thought, cops included.

And I g


Nope. Shooting brake over in Jolly Old.

Listed as E63 AMG Estate Wagon.

It's what us snobby double vaccinated with passports drive.

Admit it, you're just jealous of my name for it, Panzwewagon...

I’m literally jealous of nothing regarding that station wagon.

You also need to pick a lane with your terminology. If you’re going to persist in incorrectly calling that atrocity a shooting brake, you need to call it your Panzerbrake.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

You should be. It's an awesome ride.

I will agree that technically it isn't a shooting brake, although in later years it has been labelled as one, even by Top Gear presenters.

But every day I look forward to driving it. Have never heard one negative from those in the know and some who aren't.

I expect shit from the dumbasses here because that is what they do.

I'm proud as punch to own such an awesome station wagon. Best part is you don't even know it is till you get out and look at it.

Panzerwagon kicks ass.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Schumi knew.

Ex-Michael Schumacher Mercedes C63 Wagon Is Up For Sale (msn.com)

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Waiting for a nice dry sunny day for photo updates.

Had all 4 wheels refinished today. $200 a pop.

They look fine! I've since changed the centre cap to black with the silver 3 point start.

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[Hank Kingsley]

Waiting for a nice dry sunny day for photo updates.

Had all 4 wheels refinished today. $200 a pop.

They look fine! I've since changed the centre cap to black with the silver 3 point start.

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[SlinkyRedfoot]

A station wagon. lolz.

 

[Parka]

A station wagon. lolz.

REO Station Wagon!

 

[outofyourmind]

A station wagon. lolz.

"Shooting Brake" if it has 2 doors

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

"Shooting Brake" if it has 2 doors

"Fagmobile" if it has a cat guy behind the wheel.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

"Fagmobile" if it has a cat guy behind the wheel.

Great fucking car that eats Mustangs for snacks.

 

[fordman84]

Great fucking car that eats Mustangs for snacks.

Then the mustangs are either sports or driven by kids that don't know better.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Great fucking car that eats Mustangs for snacks.

... and holds tons of groceries and soccer balls!

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Then the mustangs are either sports or driven by kids that don't know better.

Want to bet?

 

[Hank Kingsley]

... and holds tons of groceries and soccer balls!

No soccer balls, wife shops in her car.

But it can haul 4 sets of golf clubs while kicking Mustang asses.

 

[huskers1217]

i own a minivan................

wtf do i know.






but i drive a civic

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

But it can haul 4 sets of golf clubs while kicking Mustang asses.

Gets you to the golf course lickety-split so you can hit from the ladies tees.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Gets you to the golf course lickety-split so you can hit from the ladies tees.

Perhaps.

It's utility is wonderful.

So are it's 600 hps...

 

[outofyourmind]

"Shooting Brake" if it has 2 doors

I first heard this term not long ago from a show I was watching; 'Restoration Garage'
And they are in Canada

 

[fordman84]

Want to bet?

That my '66 302 could beat what is probably your stock 5.5L? Any day you want. Line em up and I'll even give you the bumper. Drive right the fuck around you. Wanna go pinks, or want to walk back your "eats mustangs" line? because unless you are running sub 10's you aren't touching me.

 

[fordman84]

Perhaps.

It's utility is wonderful.

So are it's 600 hps...

600hp, from a e63? Nah, I don't buy it. Even the 2022 twin turbo won't get you but 550hp.