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Who's melting down. I’m laughing at how soft Ryan day is. You’re in a thread about our head coach
Ohio State averages 3.8 YPC vs michigan behind completely inexperienced OL at michigan = "soft"

michigan averages 4.0 ypc vs Ohio State behind incredibly experienced OL at home = smashmouth tough offense

michigan math, ladies and gentlemen
 
Ohio State averages 3.8 YPC vs michigan behind completely inexperienced OL at michigan = "soft"

michigan averages 4.0 ypc vs Ohio State behind incredibly experienced OL at home = smashmouth tough offense

michigan math, ladies and gentlemen
Michigan had a 13 play drive that ate up 7 minutes of clock on our last drive of the game. Ohio State is incapable of doing this, as is Chip Kelly.
 
Michigan had a 13 play drive that ate up 7 minutes of clock on our last drive of the game. Ohio State is incapable of doing this, as is Chip Kelly.
OSU had a 12 play drive that took up over 6 minutes against michigan resulting in a TD where we ran the final 8 plays. You guys were incredibly lucky McCord set you up inside our 10 for your first TD, needless to say.
 
"mattered" in terms of what? In terms of softness? no.
Yes a "tough guy" 2 yards over that "soft" 8 yards is preferred. See no clue about football.
 
Don't forget bully. That's most important. tUM isn't proud of being a bully, but sometimes you have to punch little brother in the mouth to shut them up.
Who said bully? More delusions in the little heads of those desperate after years and years of getting beat fairly.
 
We literally beat you without a HC. For 3 straight years -- all you have had to do is stop the run, yet.......................700 yards and 12 touchdowns later.
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Don't worry -- if you guys buy enough players, maybe you can win a title some time too.
Poor little guy, still delusional. Rats are still running from that sinking ship. They know they cant win without cheating. Little brother is a sad form of itself.
 
This thread needs to be retitled "tOfficial MnB/newphone meltdown thread". Holy shit guys, this is just sad.
What in god's green earth would a tUM fan have to melt down about? :pound: We are THE reigning National Champion, as well as back to back to back B1G champion.

While OAM fans haven't witnessed them beat tUM since 2019 -- we get to sit back and laugh while you make up excuse after excuse why you haven't. (hint -- 700 yards rushing and 12 rushing touchdowns aren't a recipe for success)
 
Who said bully? More delusions in the little heads of those desperate after years and years of getting beat fairly.
700 yards and 12 rushing touchdowns says bullied.
 
Poor little guy, still delusional. Rats are still running from that sinking ship. They know they cant win without cheating. Little brother is a sad form of itself.
Can you run..............to the NFL? Thankfully for OAM fans -- you don't have to worry about that with your coaching staff. No one is going to come knocking for Knowles or Chip Kelly, and assuredly they aren't going after Day. He brings that Charmin Soft culture to a NFL team -- he'd get steamrolled.
 
700 yards and 12 rushing touchdowns says bullied.
156 yards on 4.0 YPC with your best team ever at home. That's your most recent game, smoothbrain. Our defense that held you to that is returning, but your offense is getting demonstratively worse.

LOL good luck
 
Can you run..............to the NFL? Thankfully for OAM fans -- you don't have to worry about that with your coaching staff. No one is going to come knocking for Knowles or Chip Kelly, and assuredly they aren't going after Day. He brings that Charmin Soft culture to a NFL team -- he'd get steamrolled.
Sinking ship. Back to 1/2 a Natty every 80 years. No play books to steal. Desperate.
 
156 yards on 4.0 YPC with your best team ever at home. That's your most recent game, smoothbrain. Our defense that held you to that is returning, but your offense is getting demonstratively worse.

LOL good luck
That is your claim to fame. You "held us" to 156 yards on the ground. What is next? You 'held us' to only 2 rushing touchdowns.

It is ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS to listen to OAM fans right now. We have broken an entire fan base.

"tUM only scored 30 last year"
"tUM only ran for 156 yards"
"tUM only beat you by 6"
 
Sinking ship. Back to 1/2 a Natty every 80 years. No play books to steal. Desperate.
The only ship that THE University of Michigan is worried about are the ships they current hold. The National ChampionSHIP, The B1G Conference ChampionSHIP.

Talk to me when OAM wins something other than the offseason natty on a platter. It is too bad you have to win it on the field and Charmin Soft Day is your coach, so that won't be happening any time soon.
 
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